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When that Kaiju showed up 
and you told me to run away...

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If you hadn't saved my life then,

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I would've died today.

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You really should think 
about joining the Defense Force.

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Thanks, Ichikawa.

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You really are a nice guy.

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I'm going to give 
the Defense Force another go—

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Found you.

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A Kai... A Kai—

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Senpai?

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Don't worry!

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"Whenever you get scared...

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I'll always be right by your side!"

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Hah! You read too much manga, Kafka-kun.

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That's so corny!

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Don't you dare tell my mom, 
or your mom, that I said that!

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They'll tell the whole neighborhood...

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Thanks...

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Yeah. If we're together, 
there's nothing to be afraid of.

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The Kaiju was sighted inside a hospital.

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Before it can harm anyone...

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we need to defeat it.

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<b>Episode 2  The Kaiju Who Defeats Kaiju</b>

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<i>A small Kaiju has appeared within Yokohama.</i>

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<i>I repeat. A small Kaiju 
has appeared within Yokohama.</i>

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This alert sound is so annoying...

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Fix it, government.

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Sho-chan, hurry!

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<i>Citizens are asked to evacuate 
to shelters, or lock their doors...</i>

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Turn off the lights.

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<i>Take necessary precaution
 to keep yourself safe.</i>

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Oh! We can show him
it's a misunderstanding!

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Senpai, give him a smile!

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A-A smile?

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Got it! A smile!

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Yeah, that's definitely not gonna work.

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I knew it!

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Hey, gramps, you okay?

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Huh?

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D-Did I do that?

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I'm, like, totally a Kaiju!

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Wh-What was that? An explosion?

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Is everything okay?

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Huh? A Kaiju?

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The Defense Force is probably on their way!

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Let's scram!

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Yeah!

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I'll cause trouble 
for the hospital if I stay here!

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Let's escape out the window!

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Should've seen that coming!

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What's going on with my body?

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Call the doctors!

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Let's get going, Senpai!

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H-Hey! Wait!

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The Kaiju is fleeing from 
Yokohama South General Hospital.

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It's heading for an evacuated area.

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<i>What's going on?</i>

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<i>Senpai's a Kaiju?</i>

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<i>Since when? How?</i>

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<i>And wait... is he even really a Kaiju?</i>

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Um, let me just confirm real quick...

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It's really you, right, Senpai?

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I'm not even sure anymore!

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What is that? Some kind of special mode?

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That's what I want to know!

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Look, Ichikawa! I'm eating a bird alive!

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Eww! That's really disgusting, Senpai!

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Oh! I'm back!

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You even revert creepily!

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Ichikawa, trouble!

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Now what?!

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I gotta pee!

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Now?

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Hold it in!

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No, I think my body's gonna piss on its own!

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I can't hold it in!

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This isn't good!

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I'm a grown man! I don't want to 
piss on a public street!

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Where would you piss from, anyway?

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I don't see the right parts...

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Senpai!

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Now nobody will ever take me as a bride!

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I'll just die here!

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No, you've got other stuff 
to worry about, right?

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Now let's get going!

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But you know, Ichikawa...

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What happens to me now?

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Think I can join the Defense Force?

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No way! No way! No way!

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You're what they're defending people from!

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They'll kill you on sight!

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Yeah, I figured!

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<i>Huh?</i>

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<i>Which means...</i>

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<i>I'll never be able to 
join the Defense Force?</i>

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<i>Damn it...</i>

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<i>Just when I'd decided to try 
and catch up to her...</i>

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<i>How can I do that with this body?</i>

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Senpai!

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<b>No Entry</b>

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That's a cordon.

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Once we're inside, there'll be nobody around.

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Senpai?

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Shh! Something's coming.

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The Defense Force?

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No, it's coming from underground...

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What's this?

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Another Kaiju?

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Car 2, maintain course.

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We'll head to the new location.

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It's the same type 
as the one that attacked us.

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You can tell?

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That means they'll have fewer men 
to send after you, though.

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This is our chance to hide.

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Luckily, they already started evacuating 
when the alert was sent out about you.

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Let's just pray there'll be no casualties.

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Mommy! Mommy!

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Run... quickly!

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Just wait! I'll get you out!

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Run!

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No! You're coming with me!

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Run... please...

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Please!

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Please!

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Please!

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Please!

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No!

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Mommy!

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Please! Please! Please!

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W...

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Wow. I'm really strong.

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You okay?

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Yeah, of course. Sorry. Sorry.

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Um...

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Smile!

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No!

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G-Got it! I'll be gone 
in a moment! So don't cry!

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Senpai!

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H-Hey...

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Mommy! Mommy!

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She's just unconscious. She'll be fine.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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Ichikawa, get them out of here.

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What are you going to do?

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I'm gonna try...

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Punching it as hard as I can.

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Let's get out of here!

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One, two...

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Three!

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You, uh...

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definitely can't do that to a person.

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Senpai...

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It's safe now.

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Get your mom to a hospital...

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Listen. The Defense Force will be here soon.

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I'll be gone in a second, so don't worry.

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M-Mr. Kaiju...

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Yeah. If we're together, 
there's nothing to be afraid of!

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Yeah, as long as we're together!

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Let's go!

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That's right...

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I have to go.

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Senpai, I've called for an ambulance.

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Let's get out of here 
before someone arrives.

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Senpai?

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Ichikawa, I'm not giving up after all.

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I have to go and stand by her side!

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What happened here?

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What the hell?

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Tell me about the Kaiju you saw.

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The Kaiju?

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Don't worry.

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I'll wipe out all the Kaiju.

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Really?

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Um, do you promise not to 
hurt the good Kaiju?

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The one who saved my mom.

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<b>Drawing Based on Witness Testimony</b>

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<i>Kaiju No. 8.</i>

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<i>This is the eighth Kaiju that 
the Defense Force has given a codename.</i>

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<b>Kaiju No. 8
(Witness Composite)</b>

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<i>No. 8 remains at large, with 
the Defense Force actively searching for it.</i>

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They still haven't found this guy?

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Right?

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<i>Citizens have been reporting concern 
at this latest announcement.</i>

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He's probably dead already.

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<i>This has gotten way out of hand...</i>

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Male Eyewitness (103)

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<i>It's been three months.</i>

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<i>Senpai became the first Kaiju in history 
to escape the Defense Force,</i>

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Male Eyewitness (103)

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<b>The Secret World of <b>Cryptids</b></b>

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<i>and every Defense Force officer 
in the country is looking for him now.</i>

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Oh, right. Ichikawa.

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You and Kafka got something in the mail.

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He went to the job site early, 
so take this to him.

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Okay...

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It's that time already, huh?

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Kafka-san used to take the exam every year.

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Every single year.

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And every year, we'd have to cheer him up.

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Application Result

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\h\hWe are pleased to inform you that you have passed the first round

of the recently concluded Anti-Kaiju Defense Force selection tests.

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Oh, you did it!

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Nice!

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Thanks.

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Want me to take Kafka his?

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No, it's fine.

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I'll take it.

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Looks like he passed, huh?

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But this'll be the last chance ever, right?

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I want him to have his 
one last shot, you know?

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He's worked so hard for so long...

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Senpai!

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You passed the first round of exams!

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Seriously?

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Why are you exposing yourself?!

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Wow, it's a little early 
to play rough, right?

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Your face! Your face!

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Do you know what you look like?

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Crap!

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I still slip up once in a while...

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All back to normal!

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You're not back to normal!

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You were on the news 
when I was at the office!

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You have to be more careful!

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Fine! Fine!

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I'm sorry!

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<i>Senpai and I...</i>

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You're the patients from the room!

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You okay?

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Yeah, we just barely survived...

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<i>We told everyone we ran away 
when the Kaiju showed up.</i>

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<i>I think we fooled everybody, but...</i>

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Here. This is yours.

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Application Result

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\h\hWe are pleased to inform you that you have passed the first round

of the recently concluded Anti-Kaiju Defense Force selection tests.

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Good. Good stuff.

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I thought you'd be happier.

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It's always the second round where I fail!

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Why do you seem proud of that?

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So, what will you do?

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Are you really going to take 
the second round of exams, with that body?

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It'll be fine!

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Nobody'll know!

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You're not gonna fool anyone!

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<b>For Disposal</b>

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The first round is just 
a written test and some paperwork,

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<b>For Delivery</b>

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but there'll be officers 
everywhere at the second.

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They'll kill you on sight.

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Even so, I'm taking it.

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<b>Totsuka Construction</b>

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I've spent the past three 
months trying as hard as I can,

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and I can't find a way to turn back.

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I'm 32 years old. This is my last chance.

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<b>Japan Defense Force</b>

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<b>Now Recruiting</b>

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All right.

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But even if something happens to you, 
I'm not going to drop out.

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If we're gonna do this, 
we're doing it as rivals.

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I can't get the cap off...

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I take it back!

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Skip the exam!

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I'll be fine! I'll be fine!

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I'll be good when it's time for the exam!

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Transform back!

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Don't abandon me.

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Seriously, no matter what 
happens, I'm not helping you!

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Everybody will be here soon, 
so get it together!

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Whew...

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If he'd passed and I hadn't,

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I wouldn't be able to call 
myself his senpai anymore...

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Okay. Time for my revenge match.

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<b>10 Days Later</b>

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<b>Defense Force Selection Test
2nd Round  West Tokyo Venue</b>

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<b><i>Monster Sweeper, Inc.</i></b>

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Wow...

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So this is the Defense Force's
 Tachikawa Base...

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I went to Kumagaya Base on 
a field trip once, but this one's way bigger.

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They share this area 
with a Self-Defense Forces garrison.

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When something happens, 
both sides work together

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to dispatch troops all over western Tokyo.

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If you transformed here, 
you'd be dead within seconds.

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No point in getting scared.

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Let's go!

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Hey, old man.

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We're a little early, 
but let's get checked in.

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I said, old man.

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Senpai?

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Yes. You.

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Pay attention, old man.

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<b>Old Man?</b>

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Me?

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<i>Is she taking the exam too?</i>

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I'm not an old man! I'm still just 32!

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That makes you old.

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It does?

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Well, it does.

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<b><i>Monster Sweeper, Inc.</i></b>

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That rust bucket is yours, right?

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It's in the way.

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I can't park my car, so move it.

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There's tons of open spots!

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I want to park it there.

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My lucky number today is five.

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Your lucky number?

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What's the deal with this little brat?

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Come with me.

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This young man is going to 
teach you a lesson in manners.

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Whatever.

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I'll move it myself.

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What are you going to do?

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<i>That suit...</i>

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<b><i>Monster Sweeper Inc.</i></b>

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No! The company car!

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Wh-Who are you?

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Examinee number 2016.

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Kikoru Shinomiya.

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My hobby is murdering Kaiju.

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Remember that.

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<i>Shinomiya? That last name...</i>

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Anyway, old man...

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Did you know you smell like a Kaiju?
