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Hi, Marissa.
Hi, KC.
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Oh, hey, River.
Nice costume.
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I'm not wearing one.
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These are just clothes.
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Cool. Yeah.
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No, that's what
I'm wearing, too.
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So what are you guys
doing tomorrow night?
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'Cause we are going
to the best Halloween
party ever.
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We are?
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Uh, yeah, we are, 'cause we like
to party hearty, you know.
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It's like that.
We likes to pah-ty.
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I didn't mean "potty."
I meant party.
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We like to party.
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( whispers )
I hate myself.
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You guys should
totally come.
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We're in. Text me.
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You got it.
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Rooty tooty,
abso-looty.
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Why?
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Marissa, you never told me
we were going to a party.
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- I didn't tell you?
- No. Where is it?
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It is conveniently located
right in our neighborhood.
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- It's at my house,
isn't it?
- Yes. Yes, it is.
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Marissa, how could you
have a party at my house
and not tell me.
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You just said
rooty tooty abso-looty.
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You're lucky
you're even invited.
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♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪
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♪ You know
I'll stand beside you ♪
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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep things hustle cool ♪
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♪ I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪
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♪ Don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪
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♪ I'm not perfect ♪
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♪ So many things
I wanna tell you ♪
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♪ But I, I, I,
I keep it undercover ♪
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♪ Livin' my life,
no way to learn ♪
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♪ Doin' my thing,
gonna make it work ♪
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♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪
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♪ But I always
got your back ♪
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♪ Nobody can do it
like I can ♪
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♪ I gotta find out
who I am ♪
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♪ Ain't got to worry
about me ♪
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♪ It's all
part of the plan ♪
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I keep it undercover.
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I keep it
undercover.
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Morning,
Agent Cooper.
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Hey, Agent Johnson.
You working undercover?
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From the Wild West?
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No, it's Halloween.
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I'm a Village Person.
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Lighten up, Craig.
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Agents, the other side
is working on a serum
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containing wolf DNA
that they'll use
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to create genetically
modified super soldiers.
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Who's ever heard
of such a thing?
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I have. It makes them
part wolf.
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They're stronger,
faster,
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and they sniff
your butt to say hello.
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I don't know why
that last thing's a thing.
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No one does.
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Anyway, we need
to get that serum.
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There's a hand-off
of the prototype
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at Central Park
tonight.
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We've detained the agents
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that were going to
receive the sample.
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I need two agents
to take their place.
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Well, Kira and I were going
to a costume party tonight,
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but when duty calls.
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Oh, it's calling,
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- but it's calling for
Ernie and Judy.
- What?
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The mission profile
will be sent to your devices.
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Happy Halloween.
Yee-haw!!
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I can't believe
I'm going to New York.
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You shouldn't,
'cause you're not.
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Why?
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Why can't I go?
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'Cause you're not ready.
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You're inexperienced
and too immature.
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I am not too immature.
I'm not too immature.
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Hey, Dad, if you need me,
I'll be upstairs.
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By the way, I'm having
a little party tonight.
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Just friends from school,
no biggie, super cash.
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KC, freeze.
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Get your butt
back down here.
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Is there a problem, Daddy?
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No, there's
no problem, pumpkin.
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- There's also no party.
- Oh, who's having a party?
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- I am.
- Oh, good for you.
Who's coming?
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Whoa, nobody's coming,
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'cause she's not
having a party.
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Just some friends
from school, okay,
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and maybe a cute guy
that I like.
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Oh, correction.
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Not only are you
not having a party,
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you're not leaving
the house... ever.
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Why not?
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Your mother and I
are going out tonight.
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You're not responsible enough
to have a party while we're out.
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But I'm responsible enough
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to recover the crown jewels
of Barcelona last weekend.
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She makes
a good point.
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Whose side are you on?
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Dad, I need
a normal life, okay?
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If you let me have
this party tonight,
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I promise I will
beat the snot
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out of some
bad guys tomorrow.
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You can have a party,
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when you're married
and have your own teenagers,
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who I guarantee you won't
let have parties.
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Have you ever heard of
any guy coming to
the house for KC?
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Between her and Ernie,
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the only wedding
we'll get to throw
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is when Judy
marries the toaster.
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The way things are going,
I'm never gonna
have grandkids.
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At best, I am
going to have toast.
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Bottom line is,
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KC is a totally
responsible teenager.
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There's no such thing.
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Craig, I am going
as Cleopatra tonight.
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Either you can go
as Mark Antony,
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or man in dog house.
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Party's over by 9:00.
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- 11:00.
- 10:00
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- 11:00.
- 9:30.
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Okay, 10:00 it is.
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So KC can grow up,
but not Ernie?
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You realize,
with this trajectory,
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I'll be living under
your roof
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for the rest of my life.
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Don't just stand there, boy.
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Let's get ready for
your mission to New York.
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What does the mission report
say our contact is wearing?
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Let me check.
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"Hee-hee" will be wearing
an Elvis costume.
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"Yoo-hoo" should beat it.
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Sorry. Gotta act
professional.
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Ooh, is that candy corn?
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Hey, that's my candy corn.
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Then what's it doing
in my hand?
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Yeah, you want candy,
next time, moonwalk faster.
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Oh, you wanna be
startin' something?
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Come on.
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I don't know
who you are,
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but you got
a big, sassy mouth.
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I like that.
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Right back atcha.
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If this sass fest is over,
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I'm taking my candy corn.
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Jessie said I should
eat more vegetables.
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Candy corn is not
actually a vegetable.
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I'm pretty sure it is.
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Judy, I just saw Elvis
go into that haunted house.
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Let's do this.
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It'll be easy as
A-B-C, 1-2-3.
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Sure, it's funny when you do
the Michael Jackson jokes.
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Yeah. When you do it,
it's just... bad.
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What are you doing?
People are gonna be here soon.
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Why are you doing
your homework?
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I was just doing
a little math.
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Actually trying
to calculate the probability
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of me making a fool
out of myself in front of River.
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Turns out, ahem, 112%.
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Yeah, I'm not going
to the party.
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Um, you're kind of
already at the party,
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because it's your party.
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Marissa, River is coming over,
and I'm a nervous wreck.
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I do not get it, KC.
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How is it that someone
who can scale Mt. Rushmore
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to retrieve papers
out of Lincoln's nose
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can't go downstairs
in her own house
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and just talk to a guy?
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Okay, first of all,
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the papers were in
Roosevelt's ear.
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And secondly,
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when I am doing
my spy work,
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I'm in disguise, okay.
I'm not me.
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I'm fearless.
I'm invincible.
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I'm like Jennifer Lawrence
in The Hunger Games.
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But when I'm just me,
I'm more like Jennifer Lawrence
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falling face first
at the Oscars.
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Oh, darn, if only Halloween
was an occasion
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where you put on
a costume
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and pretend to be
someone else.
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Oh, wait, it is.
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The code word is...
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hula dancer.
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Okay. That is
the code word.
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But I'm seriously
supposed to hand over
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this serum to kids?
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Oh, we're not kids.
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We're disguised as kids.
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I'm actually 53,
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and my youngest
is about to have a baby.
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And if you don't mind,
I'd like to be there
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when I become a grandmother.
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So hand over
the serum, junior.
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Yeah. What
Grandma said.
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Looking good, y'all.
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Trina, I'm lovin'
the outfit. Meow.
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Bullfighter?
Olé, José.
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Hey, KC.
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River.
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Wow, you look great.
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Oh, thank you, thank you.
This old thing.
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You look smokin' hot.
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Don't go settin' off
the fire alarm.
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What are you
supposed to be?
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- I'm a spy.
- Oh, nice.
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But to be honest,
I don't think
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that's a very
spy-like costume.
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Yeah, trust me.
It is.
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Aren't spies supposed
to go undetected?
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Like, who could
miss you in that?
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Actually, a band
of art smugglers,
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North Koreans,
and one time...
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I have a very elaborate
back story for my costume.
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Oh, is that
a spy bracelet?
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No!
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No. Not at all.
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What, this?
This thing is...
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It's a cute-ometer.
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Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
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KC, you should wear
this costume all of the time.
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You are so fun
and confident.
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What can I say, Marissa?
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Pleather brings out
the best in me.
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Ernie, you better
be careful.
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If any of that
wolf serum spills on you--
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Dad, what are
you doing here?
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I thought it was just
me and Judy on this mission.
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Relax. I got this.
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- ( glass shatters )
- Hey! Watch where
you're going.
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You again?
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Look, if you want
my digits,
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all you have to do
is ask.
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Dude, I have zero percent
interest in your digits.
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Ooh, looks like
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your moves have
been declined.
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Oh, I get it.
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Playin' hard to--
( howls like wolf )
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Is that some kind of weird
Michael Jackson
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Thriller werewolf thing?
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No. You just bring out
the animal in me... baby.
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Yeah, well,
put it back... baby.
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( howling )
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You always say
boys can be dogs.
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You weren't kidding.
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Ernie, please tell me
those vials didn't break.
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Of course
they didn't break.
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I just have
a sweaty belly button?
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Wow, I'm really starting to see
another side of you, KC.
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You're thinking about
school KC.
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I have many sides.
I'm like an octagon.
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An octagon is
an eight-sided polygon.
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School KC
creepin' back in.
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( both laughing )
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Would you like to see
a movie with me next weekend?
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No!
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- Grab a bite to eat?
- No!
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- Should I just leave?
- No.
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Look, I'm really
not that good with girls,
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and I have to say,
you are confusing
the heck out of me.
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I'm sorry.
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Could you hold on a sec?
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Sure. Why not?
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What happened to
cool, confident KC?
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( hysterical gibberish )
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Whoa. Is the pleather
cutting off
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circulation to your head?
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Did you have some of
that guacamole,
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'cause I did not know
you were supposed to
refrigerate it.
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No, I lost my spy bracelet.
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I had it when
I came down the stairs,
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but now I don't know
where it is.
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I'm sure they'll
just give you another one.
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Marissa, that bracelet cost
hundreds of thousands
of dollars.
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If my dad finds out,
he's gonna say that
I'm irresponsible.
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Well, frankly, if you lost
an expensive bracelet like that,
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he kinda has a point.
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Says the girl who forgot
to refrigerate the guacamole.
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Marissa, you don't get it.
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If someone gets
a hold of that bracelet
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and presses
the wrong button,
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they could blow up
this entire neighborhood.
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Wait. I live in
this neighborhood.
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All right, so this is
security footage from my house.
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I know I was wearing
my spy bracelet
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- when the party started.
- KC?
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Hi, KC. What are
you doing up here?
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Hey, River. I really
wanna hang out with you...
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Which is why you
stopped talking to me
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and went upstairs
to play pinball?
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No, no, no.
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No, I was, um...
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I was comforting
Marissa.
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You see, um,
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the guy she likes,
allergic to bees.
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So how about you go
back downstairs,
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don't talk to
any other girls,
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enjoy the chips,
not the guacamole,
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and I will see you
in a second.
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All right, so that's me
coming down the stairs,
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and there is
my spy bracelet.
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Oh, and there I am.
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I look so cute in
my bumblebee costume.
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Ain't nobody
allergic to this.
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All right, there's me
handing out candy
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to trick-or-treaters.
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Wait a minute.
The bracelet's gone.
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Go back to when you were
handing out candy to Petey.
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Well, now we know
what happened to my bracelet.
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Oh, no. You think
Petey ate it?
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Hey, bro, how did
New York go?
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Uh, everything
went great.
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Really great.
Totally great.
How was your party?
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Fantastic. Best yet.
Having tons of fun.
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Ernie, are you sure
you're okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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I just have this itch
on my back I can't
seem to reach.
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Could you get it
for me?
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This is bad.
15:13.166 --> 15:15.196
That wolf DNA has clearly
gotten into your system.
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You have to tell
Agent Craig.
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And have him tell me
I'm too immature
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to handle things on my own?
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- I'm fine.
- ( doorbell rings )
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Someone's at the door!
Someone's at the door!
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Someone's at the door!
15:31.184 --> 15:33.154
All right.
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I may need some help.
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Petey!
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Petey!!
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We're out of candy.
15:42.929 --> 15:45.099
Go away, kid.
15:45.131 --> 15:46.231
It's KC.
15:46.266 --> 15:49.866
In that case,
definitely go away.
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I need to talk to you.
15:53.139 --> 15:54.839
All right,
where's your candy?
15:54.874 --> 15:56.014
It's hidden somewhere.
15:56.042 --> 15:57.912
No one will ever find it.
15:57.944 --> 16:00.814
If I play it right,
that stash will last me
through Easter.
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Yeah, well, I got
news for you, Petey.
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You don't tell me
where your candy is,
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you ain't gonna last
through Easter.
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Did you want
a bite, bro?
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We don't give him
people food.
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Come on, boy.
16:34.047 --> 16:35.947
Marissa, I don't know
what happened to KC,
16:35.982 --> 16:37.852
but she's clearly
not into me.
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I'm gonna bail.
16:38.985 --> 16:40.795
No, no, no.
You have to stay.
16:40.820 --> 16:44.090
She just ran out to get
some more potato chips.
16:45.892 --> 16:50.092
Oh, look, she's back
with potato chips, right?
16:50.130 --> 16:51.960
Uh, yeah, yeah.
16:51.998 --> 16:53.968
No, they're just
spicy chips.
16:54.000 --> 16:55.970
Got a lot of
kick to 'em.
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I'll be right back.
17:06.629 --> 17:08.329
Okay, for the last time,
Petey,
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I do not want
your candy, okay?
17:10.433 --> 17:12.603
I just wanna know
where your candy is.
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That's what Ma says
every year.
17:15.305 --> 17:17.275
Then it mysteriously
disappears,
17:17.307 --> 17:20.407
and she complains
her jeans don't fit.
17:20.443 --> 17:22.543
I'll never give up
my hiding place.
17:22.579 --> 17:24.509
Fair enough.
17:24.547 --> 17:27.247
I guess I have to put
a little more bait on the hook.
17:32.388 --> 17:34.488
- Is that a...
- Worm?
17:34.524 --> 17:36.264
Why, yes, it is.
17:36.292 --> 17:38.432
And not of
the gummy variety.
17:38.461 --> 17:40.561
But I hate worms.
17:40.597 --> 17:42.357
Oh, really?
17:42.398 --> 17:43.658
I had no idea.
17:45.368 --> 17:46.728
Unfortunately for you,
17:46.770 --> 17:49.340
he brought
a little friend.
17:49.372 --> 17:51.572
( terrified shriek )
17:51.608 --> 17:54.438
Where's the candy, Petey?
Where's the candy, Petey?!
17:54.477 --> 17:55.677
( shrieking continues )
17:55.712 --> 17:57.752
KC, you better
get down here quick.
17:57.781 --> 17:59.611
Ernie is acting strangely.
17:59.649 --> 18:01.379
He is barking
and scratching his ears,
18:01.417 --> 18:03.277
and I think he may
have just peed on the rug.
18:05.522 --> 18:09.222
Don't go anywhere, okay?
This is not over.
18:09.259 --> 18:11.559
I thought you said
they weren't gummy.
18:11.594 --> 18:13.464
Oh, they aren't.
18:13.496 --> 18:16.326
But they are a bit chewy.
18:16.366 --> 18:19.426
Mom!!
18:19.469 --> 18:22.439
( loud chewing )
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Ernie, slow down.
18:23.706 --> 18:25.506
Have something to drink.
18:25.542 --> 18:27.582
You're right.
18:37.687 --> 18:39.487
Let me guess.
18:39.522 --> 18:42.292
New York didn't go
as well as you thought it did.
18:42.325 --> 18:44.495
He spilled the wolf serum
on himself.
18:44.527 --> 18:46.327
Bro, I gotta tell Dad.
18:46.362 --> 18:48.532
If you do, I'll let him know
you're torturing Petey upstairs
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because you lost
your bracelet.
18:50.366 --> 18:51.496
Wait, how do you
know that?
18:51.534 --> 18:54.574
Good nose.
Even better ears.
18:54.604 --> 18:56.604
Okay, fine. I don't
tell, you don't tell.
18:56.639 --> 18:58.539
But if you start chewing
on Dad's shoes,
18:58.575 --> 19:00.275
he's gonna
figure it out.
19:02.345 --> 19:04.615
For the last time,
where is the candy, Petey?
19:04.647 --> 19:06.207
I'll never tell.
19:06.249 --> 19:08.549
Then you leave me
no choice.
19:16.526 --> 19:19.656
"Desdemona and Heathcliff
gazed into each other's eyes.
19:19.696 --> 19:21.556
He pulled her closer,
19:21.598 --> 19:23.398
lips quivering
in anticipation."
19:23.433 --> 19:26.273
Please stop with
the lovey-dovey stuff.
19:26.302 --> 19:29.402
It's making my ears dry.
19:29.439 --> 19:31.339
Well, tell me where
the candy is,
19:31.374 --> 19:33.274
or Heathcliff is gonna
run his fingers
19:33.309 --> 19:35.539
through Desdemona's
flaxen locks.
19:35.578 --> 19:37.408
Okay, okay.
19:37.447 --> 19:39.247
It's in your backyard
in the barbecue.
19:39.315 --> 19:41.625
Why would you hide
the candy in my barbecue?
19:41.651 --> 19:44.391
Because we don't have one.
19:44.420 --> 19:47.720
And I like my peanut butter cups
with a slight taste of mesquite.
19:49.592 --> 19:52.392
You're a weird kid.
19:52.428 --> 19:54.498
Yeah, well, you're the one
who tied me up in a sack
19:54.530 --> 19:56.260
to find my candy.
19:56.299 --> 19:58.399
Listen, no one can know
about that.
19:58.434 --> 20:00.274
If you tell anybody,
I swear, you will be
20:00.303 --> 20:01.543
napping with those worms,
do you understand me, Petey?
20:01.571 --> 20:04.341
KC?
20:04.374 --> 20:06.314
Hey, River.
20:07.510 --> 20:08.610
Um, this is Petey,
our neighbor,
20:08.645 --> 20:10.485
and we were just...
20:10.513 --> 20:13.283
You are not the person
I thought you were.
20:13.316 --> 20:15.546
You're mean and horrible.
20:15.585 --> 20:16.655
Dang.
20:16.686 --> 20:18.446
No. No, no, no, no, no.
20:18.488 --> 20:19.748
I just wanted his candy,
but he wouldn't tell me
20:19.789 --> 20:22.289
where it was, so I had to
tie him up,
20:22.325 --> 20:24.535
put him in a sack and...
okay, I'll see you at school.
20:27.697 --> 20:30.397
( chattering )
20:30.433 --> 20:33.433
Wow! The house is cleaner
than when we left.
20:33.469 --> 20:35.399
What did you guys expect?
20:35.438 --> 20:38.508
I told you,
I'm responsible.
20:39.642 --> 20:42.442
And my mission
went according to plan.
20:42.478 --> 20:43.678
The vials
are safe and sound.
20:43.713 --> 20:45.583
You sure about
that, Ernie?
20:45.615 --> 20:47.525
Yeah. Why?
20:59.696 --> 21:02.396
Something wrong, Ernie?
21:02.432 --> 21:04.432
No.
21:06.436 --> 21:10.266
Are you sure nothing's
bothering you, honey?
21:10.306 --> 21:12.266
You wanna go
fetch that?
21:12.308 --> 21:14.408
Fetch!
21:17.513 --> 21:18.753
Good boy.
21:18.781 --> 21:22.421
You guys saw the security
footage, didn't you?
21:22.452 --> 21:25.692
Yes. You're both
getting a lecture
on responsibility.
21:25.722 --> 21:27.362
That's right, but first,
21:27.390 --> 21:29.360
we gotta take Ernie
to get fixed.
21:29.392 --> 21:30.622
Excuse me?!
21:30.660 --> 21:32.460
She meant take you to
the Organization
21:32.495 --> 21:34.305
to get you the antidote.
21:34.330 --> 21:37.370
- Come on, let's
get in the car.
- Ooh, the car!
21:37.400 --> 21:39.730
Go for a ride!
Go for a ride!
21:39.769 --> 21:41.639
Come on, come on,
let's go!
21:43.706 --> 21:45.406
Rob, your name's on TV.