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What's up with
the blender, bro?
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I thought we finally
got you on solids.
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I'm making a protein shake.
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This powder guarantees
I'll double my muscles
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within a month.
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( grunting )
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You might want to double
the serving size.
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Hey, guys, listen up.
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We got a missing kid case.
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rereo o is the son of my buddy,
a former spy.s, listen up.
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He was last seen
at his all-boy cadet academy.
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The police investigation
turned up nothin'.
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Now, my friend needs
a teenage boy to go undercover
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and find out what happened,
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and I said I have
just the boy for the job.
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I immediately
thought of you, KC.
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I said, "If there's a boy out
there that can find your son,
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it's my daughter."
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Thanks, Daddy.
Yeah.
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Am I hearing this
correctly?
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I'm a real boy. A real boy.
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Yes, we know, Pinocchio.
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Relax, you're doing too.
You'll back up KC.
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Fine. You might be able
to make her look like a boy,
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but she won't know how
to act like one.
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Of course I will. I'll just
drop a few IQ points.
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There's more to it than that.
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Can you do this?
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( burps )
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Ohh. Was that last night's
turkey tetrazzini?
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That's right. ( burps )
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( Craig laughing )
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I had seconds.
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♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪
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♪ You know
I'll stand beside you ♪
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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep their head so cool ♪
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♪ I always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪
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♪ But don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪
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♪ I'm not perfect,
so many things I ♪
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♪ Want to tell you, but I ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover ♪
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♪ Living my life on red alert ♪
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♪ Doing my thing,
gonna make it work ♪
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♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪
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♪ But I always got your back ♪
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♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪
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♪ I got to find out who I am ♪
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♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪
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♪ It's all part of the plan ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover ♪
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I gotta say, The Organization
did a killer job
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turning you into a guy.
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I'm sure if you want,
they could make you look
like a guy, too.
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Hey, what's up?
Guy Mann.
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"Guy Mann"?
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Don't you think you're trying
a little too hard?
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Why? What's your
undercover name?
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Rico Fuentes. I'm a Dominican
transfer student.
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My father is
a breakfast cereal tycoon
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and my mother is
a former Broadway star
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who gave it all up
for love
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but still maintains
her own fragrance line.
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"Floral by Fuentes."
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Yeah, I'm trying too hard.
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What's up, men? I'm Aaron.
You guys new here?
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Yeah.
Cool.
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Hey, what's up,
I'm, uh, Guy Mann.
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You can call me Guy...man.
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Newbie alert.
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Nice one, bro.
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Hey! What kind of person
does that?
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I am new to this academy,
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I'm already feeling
a little insecure, 'kay?
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I think you owe me
an apology, Mister.
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You're right. I should have
welcomed you like this.
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( laughing ) Oh, wait,
I already did.
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Welcome to Winston, weirdo.
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Come on, man.
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Thanks for having my back,
Rico.
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You don't get it.
Guys have a pack mentality.
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To gain their trust,
you have to act like them.
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They can't just accept someone
who's a little different?
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You want to fit in?
You just spit, grunt,
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and adjust something that
shouldn't be adjusted in public.
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Fine. I can't believe
it's come to this,
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but I guess a Guy Mann's gotta
do what a Guy Mann's gotta do.
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Ahem. Hey, dudes, I think
we got off on the wrong foot.
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Let me just clear the air.
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( burps )
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Ohh. You're disgusting, man.
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I like that!
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They really like you.
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Yeah. Now I just gotta
make 'em like me a little less.
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( groans )
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I can't believe
it's just the two of us.
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Alone at last,
alone at last.
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Thank God Almighty,
we're alone at last!
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( both laughing )
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So you want
to put on some slow jams
and get our dance on?
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Yes, I do.
Ooh!
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How 'bout
we turn the lights on?
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Why are we livin' like
it's Ben Franklin times
up in here?
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Judy, where did you come from?
Ohh!
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China. I think.
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Well, it's our alone time.
Do you mind?
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Yeah, I mind.
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We have no mission,
and I'm bored.
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Well, here's a mission:
Get lost.
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That's not nice.
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Judy, come over here.
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Relax, sweetie,
you work too hard.
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What are you doing,
Agent Kira?
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Trying to find
your darn Off switch.
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Oh, no, you don't!
Yes, I do!
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Ohh! Kira, you broke it!
Now we'll never be able
to put her in Sleep mode!
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What are we gonna do now?
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Fire up those slow jams!
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Fortunately, you didn't break
my boogie mode.
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So, what'd you find out?
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That we better
complete this mission soon,
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because they're doing
physicals Thursday
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and I am not prepared
to turn my head and cough.
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You never are...
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you never are.
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I meant what did you find out
about Lorenzo?
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All I heard is
he walked out of class one day
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and no one has seen
or heard from him since.
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What'd you find out?
Same.
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I been on the computer
for two hours
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and all I found out is
there's a school formal
coming up
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and half the guys are lying
about having a date.
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The other half claim their
girlfriends live in Canada.
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Wait, didn't you used to--
I did! And we broke up.
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Huh. Sure you did.
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Man, this mission's
gonna be harder than
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those...abs.
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(whispering) Why are there
so many of them?
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(clears throat)
What's up, bro?
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Uh, just out of curiosity,
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we heard something about
a missing cadet. Is it true?
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Yeah. His name is Lorenzo,
and--
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Hey, loser.
Gimme your shampoo.
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Yeah, Guy,
give him your shampoo.
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I was talking to you,
Lizard Breath.
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Oh.
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FYI, this is
a two-in-one shampoo
and conditioner.
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Use it sparingly.
Yeah. Yeah, sure.
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Ooh!
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Did I use too much?
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Nope, no, that--
that's the right amount.
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So, what are you guys
talking about?
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Uh, that kid who, uh--
Nothin'.
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We were talking
about nothin'.
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All right. Well, anyone
want to check out the puke
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from this kid
who lost his dinner?
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Heard it's mad chunky.
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Ha ha. Heck yeah.
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What's the point of vomit
if it's not chunky?
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Yeah! ( laughing )
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All right, all right.
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I'd like to get a look
at that throw-up.
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Ah. You wanna see some vomit?
Look in the mirror.
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Oooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Come on, Aaron.
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Hey, bro,
did you see that?
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As soon as Spencer walked in,
Aaron clammed up.
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They must know something
about Lorenzo!
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Forget that. Did you see
how Spencer treated me?
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Now that they like you,
I think I may be
the weakest link.
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( sniffling )
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Ernie, bro, man up.
You don't have to
cry about it.
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I'm not. I got shampoo-
slash-conditioner in my eye.
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SPENCER: Yo, Guy.
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Come in here.
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What's up, guys?
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I like you. You're cool.
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You were saying something
about me being cool?
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Why you sittin'
like a girl?
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I was, uh...stretchin', bro.
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Got a knee injury
wrestlin' a bear
over some beef jerky.
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I won.
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So, listen, bro.
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You up for havin'
a little fun?
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Heck yeah,
what are we gonna do?
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Build some stuff?
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Shoot some hoops?
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Maybe watch The Notebook
and not cry?
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No.
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We have a little
secret tradition.
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To show who's boss
around here...
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we like to punk the new guys.
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( nervous laughter )
But I'm the new guy.
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No, you're Guy and you're new,
but you're not the new guy
we're talking about.
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Oh. Good, because
didn't want to have
to punk myself.
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Nah, nah, we only like
to punk the weak ones,
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like your roommate Rico.
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Spence, I don't know.
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Remember what happened
last time...
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Yeah, yeah, I remember.
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We had a lot of fun.
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Didn't we, Aaron?
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Sounds super-cool.
( nervous chuckle )
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I'm gonna go hit
the little boys' room.
Anyone wanna come with?
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To shave. Ya know?
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I guess I'm the only one
who has to do it
twice a day.
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Losers! Ha!
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What's your problem, man?
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AARON (over bug ):
I don't know if we
should do this.
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Remember what happened
when you punked Lorenzo?
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I didn't punk Lorenzo.
We all did.
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So I'm not going down
for that. We all are.
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Hey! Wanna play checkers?
Chinese checkers? Chess?
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Chinese chess? Marbles?
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"Marbles."
Man, that's a weird word.
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Marbles. Marbles. Marbles.
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Marbles marbles marbles
marbles marbles marbles
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marbles marbles marbles
marbles marbles marbles--
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Judy! You been doing this
for eighteen hours!
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Would you just go to bed?!
I can't. I'm wired.
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Well, I'm always wired,
but now I'm really wired.
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Thanks to Agent Kira,
I can't shut down,
and I'm bored. Bored.
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Hey, that's a funny word.
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Bored bored bored
bored bored
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bored bored bored bored
bored bored bored bored--
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Kira!
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What?!
It's your turn, baby.
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Go on, you take her.
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Are you kidding me?
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It's my break.
And it's only been five minutes!
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You deal with her.
No, no, no!
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It's all your fault
we can't power her down.
It's all your fault!
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Craig. We cannot
turn on each other.
That's what she wants!
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Okay, I got an idea.
Okay.
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Hey, how would you like
to play the Quiet Game?
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Okay!
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I lose!
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Now let's see
who can be the loudest.
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La la la la la la la!
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La la la! La la-la la!
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La la la la-la la!
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♪ You fold them over
and tack them there ♪
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♪ Then tuck them under there ♪
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♪ Under where? Undie there! ♪
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♪ Clean and freshy underwear ♪
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I have good news
and bad news.
Ooh! Start with the good news.
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Well, the first good news
is no one heard that
underwear song but me.
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Oh, and...
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turns out Aaron
and Spencer had been
punking Lorenzo.
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I'm positive they were
involved in his disappearance.
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Good work.
So what's the bad news?
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They're gonna be
punking someone else.
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I feel bad for that guy.
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Hopefully he's tough enough
to take it.
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It's Rico Fuentes.
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(crying) He's not
tough enough to take it!
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He's not tough at all!
You gotta hide me!
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Hide you.
(laughs)
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Hide you.
That's it!
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I bet you they punked Lorenzo
so bad they're afraid
he's gonna talk.
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They probably have him stashed
somewhere on campus
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and we just gotta find him.
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Okay, fine.
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( sniffing )
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Man! Something stinks.
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(sniffs) Ooh! It's you!
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You smell like an eggroll!
Take a shower!
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I-I can't!
It's a communal bathroom.
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Ernie, I may look
like a boy,
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but I don't look like a boy.
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Okay. So, besides
stinking up the room,
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what exactly
is your plan?
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Well, on the night
of the formal
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everyone's gonna be
busy dancing,
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so I'll just slip out
and go look for Lorenzo.
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But you can't go to the dance
without a date.
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And you're not gonna
find a date smelling like that.
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Well, you better hope
that I find a date,
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or else you are putting on
some sensible heels
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and some very restrictive
undergarments.
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Excuse me,
but are you from Tennessee?
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Because you're
the only "ten" I "see."
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My name's Guy.
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And I am not interested.
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Uh, does your
left eye hurt?
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Because you...
are lookin' right.
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And now I am lookin'
for an exit.
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(whispers) Marisa!
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It's me!
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KC?!
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Wow, that disguise
is so real!
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Look, I'm on a mission, okay?
And I really need your help.
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(deep breath) Will you go
to a school formal with me?
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I don't know, I don't know.
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Why don't you ask me again
and try...
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getting down on one knee?
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I like to be wooed.
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Marisa, I'm asking you
to go with me to a school dance,
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not for your hand in marriage.
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Well, if you don't
see a future,
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then there's really no point
of going to this dance.
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( music, chatter )
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Take my hand.
I don't want to.
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This is my first formal.
It's bad enough you didn't
get me flowers.
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Uh, you didn't get me flowers.
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That's because
you're the boy.
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I'm sick of you
taking me for granted.
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'Sup.
What's up, bro.
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Oh, he's cute.
Hey! Hey!
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Hey,
Miss Wandering Eye,
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keep your eyes on
your man over here.
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( ringing )
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I'm gettin' a call from Ernie.
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KC, you there?
What's up, Ernie?
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The campus is deserted.
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Time to search for Lorenzo.
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All right, I'm on it.
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Hey look, I gotta go
finish my mission.
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Uh, excuse me.
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I spent three hours
getting ready.
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You are not going anywhere
until I get a dance.
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( sighs )
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You have to hold me close.
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Mmm.
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Spin me.
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(inhales) Uggh!
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You know what?
You've got a mission.
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And B.O.
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Now what?
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I know. I know.
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Let's play Hide and Seek.
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I love that game!
Good! Good.
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So, you close your eyes
and count to a hundred,
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and we'll hide.
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Kira, I'm too tired--
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Craig,
do what I tell you.
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One,
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two, three,
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four, five,
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six, seven,
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eight, nine...
( whispering )
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( both whispering )
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Shh! Shh shh shh!
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Hurry up,
let's get out of here!
Okay, okay!
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Put the key in the ignition!
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( both yelling )
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Fine!
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Found ya!
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So, where are we going?
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I suggest the zoo.
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"Zoo." That's a funny word.
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Zzzoooo...
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zzzzoooo!
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Zoo zoo zoo zoo
zoo zoo zoo zoo
zoo zoo zoo zoo zoo!
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Keep heading down the hall.
There's an old boiler room
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in the southeast corner of
the basement we haven't checked,
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and I'm getting a heat signal.
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( beep )
A heat signal?
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For a boiler room. Shocking.
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It appears to be locked.
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Well, you are just
Mister Information today,
aren't you?
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( device whirrs, beeps )
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(exhales) He's okay.
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Hey, Lorenzo.
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Hello.
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Who are you?
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I'm KC. Okay, your dad
sent me here to find you,
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so you should
probably come with me.
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Yeah, I'm good.
But thanks for stopping by.
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Hey, before you leave,
could you put the door
back on its hinges?
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Okay. Clearly you're
a little bit confused.
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This happens to people
who have been held captive.
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Ooh! Who's being
held captive?
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Anyone I know?
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You.
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Let me just break this down
for you, all right?
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Spencer locked you in here
to punk you,
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or to...stop you from
talking about being punked?
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I haven't really
figured it out yet.
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Well, then allow me
to break it down for you.
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Spencer didn't put me in here,
I did. I'm hiding from him.
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In a boiler room?
Why didn't you just
tell somebody
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that he was giving you
a hard time?
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And have them give me
a harder time?
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No, thank you.
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Okay, well then why didn't you
just talk to your dad?
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Hello?
He's an ex-spy.
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He thinks I should
be able to handle myself.
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I mean...
has he met me?
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Look, bro, you cannot
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spend the rest of your life
in a boiler room.
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You need to tell
the administration.
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It's about time that they knew
what was going on.
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Yeah, I guess
you're right.
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Besides, it's really starting
to smell funky in here, anyway.
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Like...(sniffs)...
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rotten eggrolls
or something.
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Just breathe
through your mouth.
Let's go!
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Hey, Spencer.
Look at that.
I found Lorenzo.
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So?
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So...
the kid was hiding
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in a boiler room
because of you.
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Hey, mind your own business,
Guy, or you'll be sorry.
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What are you gonna do,
Big Spence?
You gonna punk me?
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( chuckles )
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And to think I invited you
to look at chunky vomit.
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Come on, guys,
let's get him.
Enough. Spencer, it's over.
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You don't have my back, bro?
Not anymore.
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That punking stuff we did
is wrong,
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and it's time to man up
and admit it.
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Hey, whose side are you on?
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( laughs )
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All right, fine.
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Come on, Guy.
Just you and me,
one on one.
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Spencer, if you knew
what was good for you,
you would just walk away,
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because you have no idea
who you're dealing with.
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Yeah?
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You know what, bro?
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Ever since I came
to this school,
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I've been trying
to fit in.
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You know, be one of the guys,
a real man.
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And to be honest, it's hard,
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because I didn't really know
what it took to be a real man.
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But now I do.
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( grunts, groans )
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It took me a while,
but thanks to Aaron,
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I realized
that a real man
doesn't have to fit in.
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He stands apart.
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( clatter )
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He stands up
for what's right,
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even if he's standing alone.
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Or flat on his butt.
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And that's what it means
to be a man.
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Taught to you by...
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( all gasp )
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...a woman.
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ALL: Whoa!
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Bye, Spence!
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My date is a woman?!
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Guy Mann is a...girl-lady?
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I am shocked!
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Shocked.
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Hey. What's up?
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Oh. Hey...Guy.
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Actually, it's KC.
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Yeah, that makes more sense.
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I almost didn't
recognize you.
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Yeah, well, I do look
a little bit different.
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No, actually
you smell different.
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Well, uh,
you wanna hang out?
I could get you some fro-yo.
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Actually, I have a date
tonight.
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Hi, Aaron.
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Oh, thank you, Aaron!
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Look, KC,
he gave me flowers.
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Marisa, how could you?
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You left me alone
at the dance,
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and you never even called
to say you had a nice time.
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I had no choice but to pick up
the pieces and move on.
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Come on, Aaron,
let's go.
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WOMAN:
Rob, your name's on TV!
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( boing )