WEBVTT 00:09.280 --> 00:10.310 Oh, thank you. 00:10.347 --> 00:12.047 Thank you. 00:13.350 --> 00:16.050 What in the Queen Latifah is goin' on? 00:16.087 --> 00:20.117 Oh, just reliving my days at the Cotillion Ball. 00:20.157 --> 00:21.417 Cotillion Bowl? 00:21.459 --> 00:23.289 I didn't know you played football in college. 00:23.327 --> 00:25.357 Cotillion Ball. 00:25.396 --> 00:28.956 It's a girl's proper introduction to society. 00:28.999 --> 00:30.169 Look. 00:30.201 --> 00:32.001 This is the dress I wore 00:32.036 --> 00:34.096 - when I won Miss Debutante. - Aww. 00:34.138 --> 00:35.398 Your grandma and your great-grandma wore it 00:35.439 --> 00:37.969 - when they won, too. - Aww. 00:38.008 --> 00:40.008 And now, KC'll wear it to the ball. 00:40.044 --> 00:42.284 Uh-uh! 00:42.313 --> 00:44.213 Have you ever met KC? 00:44.248 --> 00:46.078 Have you ever met your mama? 00:46.117 --> 00:48.377 I have my ways. 00:48.419 --> 00:53.359 This is gonna be the best mother-daughter bonding experience ever... 00:53.390 --> 00:55.190 whether she likes it or not. 00:59.230 --> 01:01.030 Oh, honey, pack your bags. 01:01.065 --> 01:03.275 Your dad is on a mission, and you and I are going 01:03.300 --> 01:05.230 to Chesapeake for the Cotillion Ball. 01:05.269 --> 01:08.969 Are we also gonna make a pit stop at Fantasyland, 01:09.006 --> 01:10.206 because that's never gonna happen. 01:10.241 --> 01:12.941 I know. 01:12.977 --> 01:14.277 Who wants to wear a big ol' gown 01:14.311 --> 01:15.411 and get their hair all did? 01:15.446 --> 01:17.306 - Not me. - Me either. 01:17.348 --> 01:19.378 I mean, it's not like we have to take every mission 01:19.416 --> 01:21.016 they throw our way. 01:21.051 --> 01:22.991 Wait a minute, it's a mission? 01:23.020 --> 01:24.290 Eh, don't worry about it. 01:24.321 --> 01:26.991 Of course, they'll bump us down in seniority, 01:27.024 --> 01:27.994 but who cares? 01:28.025 --> 01:30.165 I care. I care a lot. 01:30.194 --> 01:31.434 Mom, I think we should go. 01:31.462 --> 01:33.232 It's okay, KC. 01:33.264 --> 01:35.304 To be honest, I've really lost interest. 01:35.332 --> 01:38.002 Well, get interested. I'm gonna go pack my bags. 01:38.035 --> 01:40.045 We are going to that cotillion. 01:40.070 --> 01:43.140 - Well, fine, if you insist. - I do. 01:47.077 --> 01:50.977 Oh, Kira, you're so good... 01:51.015 --> 01:52.285 at bein' bad. 01:54.351 --> 01:58.051 ♪ Oh, when danger comes for you ♪ 01:58.088 --> 02:01.018 ♪ You know I'll stand beside you ♪ 02:01.058 --> 02:04.988 ♪ 'Cause ain't nobody keep things hustle cool ♪ 02:05.029 --> 02:09.099 ♪ I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire ♪ 02:09.133 --> 02:13.103 ♪ Don't tell nobody, tell nobody ♪ 02:13.137 --> 02:15.037 ♪ I'm not perfect ♪ 02:15.072 --> 02:19.042 ♪ So many things I wanna tell you ♪ 02:19.076 --> 02:23.046 ♪ But I, I, I, I keep it undercover ♪ 02:23.080 --> 02:25.050 ♪ Livin' my life, no way to learn ♪ 02:25.082 --> 02:27.122 ♪ Doin' my thing, gonna make it work ♪ 02:27.151 --> 02:29.381 ♪ Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless ♪ 02:29.420 --> 02:31.420 ♪ But I always got your back ♪ 02:31.455 --> 02:33.395 ♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪ 02:33.424 --> 02:35.964 ♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪ 02:35.993 --> 02:38.363 ♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪ 02:38.395 --> 02:40.065 ♪ It's all part of the plan ♪ 02:40.097 --> 02:42.197 I keep it undercover. 02:42.233 --> 02:43.373 I keep it undercover. 02:46.403 --> 02:50.243 Good afternoon, and salutations. 02:50.274 --> 02:53.414 I am Miss Holley of the Arlington Holleys. 02:53.444 --> 02:57.284 You may recognize me from the picture on my book 02:57.314 --> 03:00.054 If you don't, Excuse You: 03:00.084 --> 03:03.054 Living A Life of Elegance and Class 03:03.087 --> 03:05.047 is available for purchase in the lobby. 03:05.089 --> 03:06.959 Cash only. 03:12.396 --> 03:13.926 You're late. 03:13.964 --> 03:15.164 I'm sorry, okay? 03:15.199 --> 03:16.929 It took me a while to zip up. 03:16.967 --> 03:19.367 Thankfully, I was able to pop my shoulder back in. 03:21.171 --> 03:24.071 Welcome to the 104th annual 03:24.108 --> 03:26.138 mother-daughter debutante tea. 03:26.176 --> 03:29.176 What a resplendent group of young ladies. 03:29.213 --> 03:31.053 And the daughters aren't half bad either. 03:32.283 --> 03:35.053 Elbows! 03:37.054 --> 03:41.264 What? You have to fit in for the mission. 03:41.292 --> 03:43.232 And what exactly is this mission-- 03:43.260 --> 03:45.160 to set feminism back 100 years? 03:45.195 --> 03:47.305 Well, Gladys, our new handler, 03:47.331 --> 03:49.061 isn't big on details. 03:49.099 --> 03:50.969 But look around you. 03:51.001 --> 03:54.071 This place is filled with VIP's. 03:54.104 --> 03:57.274 Over there, ambassador's daughter. 03:57.308 --> 03:59.408 And there, governor's daughter. 03:59.443 --> 04:02.143 And Ms. Mega-bucks over there, 04:02.179 --> 04:04.379 well, her family makes the strings 04:04.415 --> 04:06.935 for 90% of all the teabags. 04:06.967 --> 04:08.867 Wait, so what hearin' is, 04:08.902 --> 04:13.012 she's a chamo-millionaire. 04:13.040 --> 04:16.040 Hey! My arm wasn't even on the table that time. 04:17.344 --> 04:20.314 And before we crown our Miss Debutante, 04:20.347 --> 04:24.177 our beaus will present our ladies to society, 04:24.218 --> 04:27.188 and they are handsome. 04:27.221 --> 04:30.021 Why, if I were just 40 years younger, 04:30.057 --> 04:32.317 I'd still be a tad too old for them. 04:32.359 --> 04:34.229 And now, ladies, 04:34.261 --> 04:37.101 please join me for the walkabout. 04:39.066 --> 04:41.226 Mom, what exactly is the point of this? 04:41.268 --> 04:43.238 Why can't we just do a... 04:43.270 --> 04:45.940 chill-about, or a get-your-grub-on-about? 04:45.973 --> 04:49.113 Well, if I had to guess, 04:49.143 --> 04:51.883 it's a way to demonstrate a young lady's posture 04:51.912 --> 04:53.282 and elegance and grace. 04:53.314 --> 04:55.914 They call it PEG. 04:55.949 --> 04:57.319 I think. I don't know. 05:02.323 --> 05:03.963 Oh, hey, Judy. 05:03.991 --> 05:06.091 Be a doll and get me a glass of milk. 05:06.126 --> 05:08.986 After that, you can have an hour of TV, then lights out. 05:09.029 --> 05:12.229 - Aw, did you enjoy it? - Enjoy what? 05:12.266 --> 05:15.196 Your five seconds of thinking you are the boss of me. 05:15.235 --> 05:17.875 I'm in charge. 05:17.905 --> 05:20.015 Put that in your glass of milk and drink it. 05:21.875 --> 05:24.015 Slow your roll, chips for brains. 05:24.044 --> 05:27.214 What makes you think you're in charge? 05:27.247 --> 05:29.147 Let's see. Agent Kira left me 05:29.183 --> 05:32.023 all the emergency contact information, 05:32.052 --> 05:33.922 a list of your allergies, 05:33.954 --> 05:36.024 and, oh yeah, she said, "Judy, you're in charge." 05:47.067 --> 05:48.967 [loud belch] 05:52.272 --> 05:54.242 If there's a belching competition, 05:54.274 --> 05:56.344 you're definitely a shoo-in. 05:56.377 --> 05:57.877 I'm KC. 05:57.911 --> 06:00.281 What's good, yo? Kiki. 06:00.314 --> 06:02.954 Well, here they call me Kitten. 06:02.983 --> 06:04.853 I'm not really feelin' this whole high society, 06:04.885 --> 06:06.855 sip-your-tea-proper type situation. 06:06.887 --> 06:10.117 Really? Your army boots didn't give that away at all. 06:10.157 --> 06:11.987 I have to do it. 06:12.025 --> 06:13.835 I got four gene-ray-rays up in this piece, you feel me? 06:13.861 --> 06:15.131 I got my moms, my grandmoms, 06:15.162 --> 06:17.032 my great-grandmoms. 06:17.064 --> 06:18.904 We call her Mom-Moms. 06:18.932 --> 06:21.902 Isn't that technically your mom-mom's mom? 06:24.037 --> 06:25.037 Ladies. 06:27.007 --> 06:29.037 Ma'am, I was just telling KC about 06:29.076 --> 06:31.136 my amazing journey to Africa 06:31.178 --> 06:33.208 to dig wells in order to provide clean water 06:33.247 --> 06:35.247 to local villages. 06:35.282 --> 06:37.982 You are an angel, Kitten. 06:39.086 --> 06:41.216 Is that young lady... [horrified gasp] 06:41.255 --> 06:43.965 She is chewin' gum! 06:43.991 --> 06:47.291 Young lady, chompin' your cud is barnyard behavior. 06:47.327 --> 06:50.997 Uh... is it just me, 06:51.031 --> 06:54.101 or did you just go all British up in this piece, yo? 06:54.134 --> 06:57.074 My moms bribed me with new wheels to get me here, 06:57.104 --> 06:59.874 so I gotta flex my lady skills, know what I'm sayin'? 06:59.907 --> 07:01.837 Yeah, I know... 07:01.875 --> 07:03.885 Yeah, I know what you... 07:03.911 --> 07:05.841 I feel you. 07:07.247 --> 07:10.077 Would you excuse me for a second? 07:15.189 --> 07:17.289 Yo, Moms... I mean, Mother, uh... 07:19.927 --> 07:21.857 I think our mission has to do with that tea-string heiress. 07:21.895 --> 07:23.865 See that diamond necklace around her neck? 07:23.897 --> 07:25.897 I think we're here to stop a robbery. 07:25.933 --> 07:30.173 Well, it is like you are reading my emails. 07:30.204 --> 07:33.214 Gladys just told me to watch her like a hawk. 07:33.240 --> 07:36.110 Watch her style and grace. 07:36.143 --> 07:38.083 The way she holds her teacup, 07:38.111 --> 07:40.181 now, see, that is a perfect pinky. 07:40.214 --> 07:43.284 Why exactly would I care about that stuff? 07:43.317 --> 07:47.287 Oh, did I mention the rest of the email? 07:47.321 --> 07:49.021 Gladys said you have to win Miss Debutante. 07:49.056 --> 07:52.116 What? Why? 07:52.159 --> 07:53.289 Why? Who knows why? 07:53.327 --> 07:55.127 Do I know why? I don't know why. 07:56.263 --> 07:59.873 But I do know that my job is to follow orders. 07:59.900 --> 08:02.800 Wait, Mom, so you really expect me to win this thing? 08:02.836 --> 08:05.966 Well, they'd probably settle for second place. 08:10.844 --> 08:12.884 And we're curtsying. 08:12.913 --> 08:15.083 And curtsying. 08:15.115 --> 08:18.085 And curtsying. 08:18.118 --> 08:19.818 Well, some of you are. 08:19.853 --> 08:21.293 Some of you look like a dizzy flamingo. 08:23.290 --> 08:24.960 Now remember, ladies, 08:24.992 --> 08:26.862 if you wish to have the perfect curtsy, 08:26.894 --> 08:29.834 my DVD, Perfect Curtsying, 08:29.863 --> 08:32.203 is available in the lobby. 08:32.232 --> 08:34.202 - Cash only. - Cash only. 08:38.071 --> 08:40.211 Isn't this the most fun we've ever had? 08:40.240 --> 08:42.270 You know, on a mission. 08:42.309 --> 08:45.939 Yeah, we're havin' a blast. 08:45.979 --> 08:48.009 I have an idea how I can win that title. 08:48.048 --> 08:50.118 Lay it on me, baby. I'm here to support you. 08:50.150 --> 08:51.320 If I'm gonna win, 08:51.351 --> 08:53.151 I need someone really good in my corner 08:53.186 --> 08:55.016 with hair, makeup, wardrobe. 08:55.055 --> 08:57.065 You don't have to ask me twice. 08:57.090 --> 08:59.820 Yeah, I wasn't gonna even ask you once. 09:01.094 --> 09:03.134 I think she meant me. 09:05.966 --> 09:08.096 Mom, can you believe that Marisa got here on such short notice? 09:08.135 --> 09:11.275 No. No, I cannot. 09:11.305 --> 09:12.805 What is she doing here? 09:12.839 --> 09:14.269 Well, she's my glam squad. 09:14.308 --> 09:17.878 Who better to take me from blah to ♪ Ah! ♪ 09:17.911 --> 09:19.811 Oh, I don't know. 09:19.846 --> 09:21.146 Maybe your ma. 09:21.181 --> 09:23.821 I can't believe you asked her here. 09:23.850 --> 09:25.250 Well, thank you, Mrs. Cooper, 09:25.285 --> 09:28.025 and here I was wondering if taking three buses, 09:28.055 --> 09:29.825 two trains and running half a mile to get here 09:29.856 --> 09:31.886 was worth it. 09:31.925 --> 09:34.835 I'll just go grab the rest of my stuff. 09:34.861 --> 09:36.931 Don't worry. I don't need a hand. 09:38.865 --> 09:40.105 KC, what is wrong with you? 09:40.133 --> 09:42.833 What is wrong with me? What is wrong with you? 09:42.869 --> 09:44.299 Our cover is mother and daughter, 09:44.338 --> 09:46.838 not mother, daughter, and some friend of yours 09:46.873 --> 09:48.273 who doesn't belong here but for some reason is. 09:48.308 --> 09:51.008 Mom, relax, okay? As far as Marisa knows, 09:51.044 --> 09:52.844 we are just bonding at a cotillion 09:52.879 --> 09:54.179 that you forced me to go to, okay, 09:54.214 --> 09:55.984 but we both know the truth. 09:58.085 --> 09:59.955 Well, one of us does. 10:10.764 --> 10:12.904 Okay, I know you think Marisa is some makeup genius, 10:12.933 --> 10:15.633 but honestly, I have never seen you look worse. 10:15.669 --> 10:18.039 Seriously, you look horrible. 10:18.071 --> 10:20.971 She hasn't put any makeup on me yet. 10:22.843 --> 10:25.683 So far, it's just the face you gave her. 10:27.914 --> 10:30.784 Girl, you are on thin ice. 10:33.020 --> 10:35.790 And this is the dress I brought you. 10:35.822 --> 10:37.792 Oh, no. 10:37.824 --> 10:39.894 What happened to the dress I brought you? 10:39.926 --> 10:42.056 Well, I've heard of polka dots. 10:42.095 --> 10:45.805 I never really heard of polka holes. 10:45.832 --> 10:47.832 Oh, look at that. 10:47.868 --> 10:50.138 I guess moths must have gotten to it. 10:51.705 --> 10:53.105 It's a rookie mistake. 10:53.140 --> 10:55.740 You should've packed it like I packed this one-- 10:55.776 --> 10:58.676 in cedar cellophane, oh, and love. 11:02.949 --> 11:05.719 Almost 100 years old. 11:05.752 --> 11:07.952 It looks like the day it was sewn together. 11:07.988 --> 11:09.748 You know what? Fine. 11:09.790 --> 11:11.620 This dress will actually be perfect 11:11.658 --> 11:13.088 for that party I'm going to next week. 11:13.126 --> 11:16.656 after I make a few more holes. 11:16.697 --> 11:19.097 Uh, Mom, where did you even get that dress? 11:19.132 --> 11:20.872 Gladys sent it over. 11:20.901 --> 11:22.801 From what I understand, 11:22.836 --> 11:25.666 three generations have won in it. So far. 11:25.706 --> 11:30.076 Did all three generations wear it at the same time? 11:42.956 --> 11:44.916 [loudly] What?! 11:44.958 --> 11:46.888 I've been thinking. 11:46.927 --> 11:50.827 Ernie, you know nothing good ever comes of that. 11:52.733 --> 11:54.733 I think Mom made a big mistake 11:54.768 --> 11:55.968 leaving you in charge. 11:56.002 --> 11:58.842 So if I can beat you at something, 11:58.872 --> 12:00.002 then I'm in charge of you. 12:00.040 --> 12:01.940 - Deal? - Deal. 12:01.975 --> 12:04.015 What you don't know is, 12:04.044 --> 12:05.914 I've been working out 12:05.946 --> 12:08.746 with strength-resistance bands. 12:08.782 --> 12:11.652 Who's ready for some arm wrestling, little girl? 12:11.685 --> 12:13.055 I guess if you really want to. 12:19.926 --> 12:21.086 [knuckles cracking] 12:28.969 --> 12:31.799 One, two, three. 12:33.073 --> 12:34.843 Oh, yeah. 12:34.875 --> 12:36.675 Oh, did we start? 12:41.982 --> 12:44.022 Best two out of three? 12:52.025 --> 12:54.065 KC, can I just say, your dress... 12:54.094 --> 12:55.994 Don't bother. Let me do it for you. 12:56.029 --> 12:58.029 This dress is so big, 12:58.064 --> 13:01.704 it has seven other small dresses stuck in its orbit. 13:01.735 --> 13:02.905 This dress is so big, 13:02.936 --> 13:04.836 it won't even return Beyoncé's calls. 13:04.871 --> 13:06.701 This dress is so big, 13:06.740 --> 13:08.810 movie theaters now sell popcorn in three sizes-- 13:08.842 --> 13:11.682 regular, large, and this dress. 13:11.711 --> 13:14.811 I was just gonna say it looks really pretty. 13:15.982 --> 13:17.852 Is it just me, 13:17.884 --> 13:19.654 or has your mom been giving me the stink eye 13:19.686 --> 13:21.016 this whole time I've been here? 13:21.054 --> 13:23.724 What? No. I'm sure you're just imagining it. 13:23.757 --> 13:25.617 Am I? 13:27.961 --> 13:31.031 Man, you can smell that stink eye from over here. 13:33.667 --> 13:35.027 Look, okay, the truth is, 13:35.068 --> 13:36.968 this isn't really a mother-daughter bonding weekend. 13:37.003 --> 13:38.703 We're on a mission. 13:38.738 --> 13:40.738 I'm on a secret mission? 13:40.774 --> 13:43.644 No. I'm on a mission. 13:43.677 --> 13:45.637 You're helping me with my hair and makeup. 13:45.679 --> 13:49.649 Oh. I'm helping out on a secret mission! 13:49.683 --> 13:52.753 Yeah, rule number one in helping out on a secret mission 13:52.786 --> 13:56.746 is you don't go around yelling "I'm helping out on a secret mission." 13:59.926 --> 14:02.656 All right, short circuit, 14:02.696 --> 14:04.896 your reign of terror is about to end. 14:04.931 --> 14:08.631 I challenge you to a jumping contest. 14:08.668 --> 14:12.638 It's a little-known fact, I got mad hops. 14:12.672 --> 14:15.742 He who can jump up and grab a leaf off that tree 14:15.775 --> 14:16.845 is in charge. 14:16.877 --> 14:19.037 All right, Hoppy, jump away. 14:30.957 --> 14:33.757 Watch and learn. 14:38.932 --> 14:40.872 Ha! 14:40.901 --> 14:43.001 Your turn. 14:50.710 --> 14:52.780 Okay. You proved your point. 14:52.812 --> 14:54.082 Nobody likes a show-off. 15:00.787 --> 15:02.647 Mom. 15:02.689 --> 15:04.789 Do you have any more information about the mission? 15:04.824 --> 15:07.594 - The what? - The mission. 15:07.627 --> 15:08.857 The reason why we are here. 15:08.895 --> 15:10.965 Oh, the mission. 15:10.997 --> 15:12.627 Right. 15:13.800 --> 15:15.900 Oh, been lookin' for that. 15:15.936 --> 15:17.896 Gladys just gave us an update. 15:17.938 --> 15:20.938 Okay, what does it say? 15:20.974 --> 15:23.984 Okay, let's see. 15:24.010 --> 15:27.080 Oh, there are a pair of spies 15:27.113 --> 15:29.983 working as mother and daughter 15:30.016 --> 15:32.916 who are part of a... sleeper cell 15:32.953 --> 15:36.793 we need to identify. 15:36.823 --> 15:38.893 - Seriously? - Yes, seriously. 15:38.925 --> 15:40.895 It's not like I'm makin' this stuff up. 15:40.927 --> 15:42.687 Oh, and, um... 15:42.729 --> 15:44.029 by the way, 15:44.064 --> 15:46.704 Gladys wants you to wear more makeup. 15:46.733 --> 15:49.633 She didn't think you look glamorous enough. 15:49.669 --> 15:51.699 How does she even know what I look like? 15:51.738 --> 15:53.968 Sweetheart, cameras everywhere. 15:56.743 --> 15:58.013 Hey, Gladys. 16:01.715 --> 16:03.585 Good evening, dear. 16:03.616 --> 16:06.016 Oh, you look absolutely stunning. 16:06.052 --> 16:08.022 But that's no surprise, considering your legacy. 16:08.054 --> 16:10.924 Ah, my legacy. 16:10.957 --> 16:13.017 What legacy would that be again? 16:13.059 --> 16:14.929 Well, I just met your mother, 16:14.961 --> 16:17.901 and she showed me a picture of her in that very same gown 16:17.931 --> 16:19.701 at her cotillion. 16:19.733 --> 16:21.633 Uh, I'm sorry, ma'am. 16:21.668 --> 16:22.968 I think you might be mistaken. 16:23.003 --> 16:25.643 Oh, no, I am quite sure. 16:25.672 --> 16:28.872 Your mother is a former Miss Debutante, 16:28.908 --> 16:32.008 as was your grandmother and great-grandmother before her. 16:32.045 --> 16:35.885 That makes you a fourth-generation debutante. 16:35.915 --> 16:38.785 Wait. So I too got four gene-ray-rays 16:38.818 --> 16:40.818 up in this piece? 16:40.854 --> 16:42.854 I mean... 16:42.889 --> 16:44.719 yes, I realize that. 16:44.758 --> 16:46.658 Oh. 16:46.693 --> 16:49.933 In fact, I'm startin' to realize a lot of things. 16:56.419 --> 16:59.649 o save the world isn't easy. 16:59.689 --> 17:03.319 Yes, I could donate millions and millions 17:03.360 --> 17:05.530 and millions from my trust fund. 17:05.562 --> 17:08.602 But instead, my life's mission 17:08.631 --> 17:12.531 is to inspire others to give. 17:12.569 --> 17:15.339 Apparently, they take this whole speech nonsense 17:15.372 --> 17:17.542 very seriously. 17:17.574 --> 17:20.344 So I have a few index cards Gladys made for you. 17:20.377 --> 17:22.477 Oh, don't worry, Mother. 17:22.512 --> 17:25.352 I wouldn't wanna let... Gladys down. 17:27.650 --> 17:29.350 Thank you, Kitten. 17:29.386 --> 17:32.446 You speak beautifully in public. 17:32.489 --> 17:34.359 Obviously, she's read my book, 17:34.391 --> 17:37.791 How To Speak Beautifully In Public. 17:37.827 --> 17:40.397 By the way, it is available in the lobby. 17:40.430 --> 17:42.700 [Miss Holley's voice] Cash only. 17:42.732 --> 17:45.802 Next, we will hear from Miss KC Cooper. 17:51.708 --> 17:53.468 [sighs] Thank you, everyone. 17:53.510 --> 17:55.410 My name is KC Cooper, 17:55.445 --> 17:57.755 and for my speech, I'm going to need 17:57.781 --> 18:00.351 a bit of assistance from Miss Holley. 18:00.383 --> 18:02.523 - Miss Holley. - Yes. 18:02.552 --> 18:06.452 Pull my finger. 18:11.728 --> 18:13.728 Oh, Judy. 18:15.799 --> 18:19.669 Ernie, I've lost interest in this whole game. 18:19.702 --> 18:21.772 If you want to be in charge so bad, 18:21.805 --> 18:24.775 fine, you're in charge. 18:24.808 --> 18:27.378 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 18:27.410 --> 18:30.480 I don't need your pathetic little handouts. 18:30.513 --> 18:32.413 All right, sometimes I do. 18:32.449 --> 18:34.319 But not this time. 18:34.350 --> 18:36.320 I finally figured out the one thing 18:36.352 --> 18:38.492 - you can't beat me at. - Losing? 18:38.521 --> 18:40.391 Uh, no. 18:40.423 --> 18:41.693 An eating competition. 18:41.724 --> 18:44.694 That's not fair. I don't eat. 18:44.727 --> 18:47.497 Oh, that's right. 18:47.530 --> 18:48.730 I forgot. 18:48.765 --> 18:50.475 Robots don't eat. 18:50.500 --> 18:52.570 So what I'm hearing is... 18:52.602 --> 18:54.402 I win! 18:54.437 --> 18:56.397 That's right, winner winner, chicken dinner, 18:56.439 --> 18:57.609 which you also can't eat. 18:57.640 --> 19:00.480 [choking] 19:04.581 --> 19:08.381 Hey, looks like you can't eat either. 19:08.418 --> 19:10.318 Guess it's a tie. 19:14.624 --> 19:17.364 And finally, I'd like to present 19:17.393 --> 19:19.633 our debutantes to society. 19:19.662 --> 19:22.662 Evelyn Merkintosh of Bridgeport, Virginia. 19:26.369 --> 19:31.409 KC Coretta Scott Cooper of Arlington, Virginia. 19:45.388 --> 19:46.548 What happened to you? 19:46.589 --> 19:49.759 You look like you got into a fight with a cat. 19:49.792 --> 19:51.332 And the cat won. 19:52.495 --> 19:54.565 Mom, I completed our mission. 19:54.597 --> 19:56.457 What are you talkin' about? 19:56.499 --> 19:57.769 Remember Kitten Van Camp? 19:57.800 --> 20:00.770 She and her mother were the undercover spies, 20:00.803 --> 20:02.803 but it's okay, 'cause I took care of them. 20:02.839 --> 20:04.439 You took care of them? 20:04.474 --> 20:06.344 Yeah, I took care of them. 20:06.376 --> 20:07.776 Wiped 'em out, eliminated 'em. 20:07.810 --> 20:09.540 They're swimming with the fishes. 20:11.581 --> 20:14.421 I don't really know all the technical terms for it, 20:14.450 --> 20:16.620 but rest assured, we won't be hearing from them 20:16.653 --> 20:18.693 for a long time. 20:20.390 --> 20:21.560 Like forever. 20:21.591 --> 20:24.461 You eliminated Kitten and her mother? 20:24.494 --> 20:27.764 Yeah, and this janitor who just walked in at the wrong time. 20:27.797 --> 20:30.397 But it was kind of convenient, because he had a mom. 20:31.701 --> 20:33.501 Oh, baby, no! 20:33.536 --> 20:35.836 Oh, Mama, yeah. 20:35.872 --> 20:38.672 Why... why would you do that? 20:38.708 --> 20:40.538 I had no choice. 20:40.577 --> 20:42.507 I got an email telling me to from Gladys. 20:42.545 --> 20:44.685 From Gladys? There is no-- 20:44.714 --> 20:46.614 Presenting Kitten Van Camp 20:46.649 --> 20:48.779 of Manassas, Virginia. 20:53.890 --> 20:56.390 When did you figure it out? 20:59.696 --> 21:02.696 Well, I had a little chitchat with Miss Holley 21:02.732 --> 21:05.372 and she told me all about my legacy, 21:05.401 --> 21:06.701 although I should've known something was up 21:06.736 --> 21:10.806 when we went undercover using our real names. 21:10.840 --> 21:12.570 Oopsie. 21:14.544 --> 21:16.514 Honey, I'm so sorry. 21:16.546 --> 21:18.346 It's just that this cotillion 21:18.381 --> 21:20.621 is something I always wanted us to experience together. 21:20.650 --> 21:22.520 Mom, why didn't you just tell me? 21:22.552 --> 21:24.422 Don't you think I would've done it? 21:24.454 --> 21:26.754 Okay, don't you think I would've done it 21:26.789 --> 21:29.759 once I realized how important it was to you? 21:29.792 --> 21:31.732 Okay. 21:31.761 --> 21:33.691 Don't you think I would've done it once I realized 21:33.730 --> 21:36.430 how important it was to you and you guilted me into it? 21:36.466 --> 21:39.596 Okay, yeah, I'm startin' to see why you tricked me into it. 21:41.804 --> 21:44.674 Sweetheart, I'm sorry. 21:44.707 --> 21:47.437 It's just that you're growing up so fast. 21:47.477 --> 21:50.707 I want to savor these moments while I still got 'em. 21:50.747 --> 21:52.807 It's okay. I love you, Mom. 21:52.849 --> 21:54.649 I love you, too, baby. 21:56.853 --> 21:59.793 And now, our Miss Debutante 21:59.822 --> 22:04.692 of the 104th Chesapeake, Virginia, cotillion is... 22:04.727 --> 22:08.397 KC Coretta Scott Cooper. 22:10.566 --> 22:13.326 That's my girl! 22:13.369 --> 22:15.669 I mean, congratulations. 22:17.740 --> 22:20.780 I won? How in the heck did I win? 22:20.810 --> 22:22.510 Sweetheart, you inherited my genes. 22:22.545 --> 22:24.385 It's in your DNA. 22:24.414 --> 22:27.784 Huh. Guess I'm a little more sophisticated and classy 22:27.817 --> 22:29.717 than I give myself credit for. 22:29.752 --> 22:31.822 You sure are, baby. 22:31.854 --> 22:35.694 I can't believe my baby won. 22:35.725 --> 22:38.495 Why not? You paid to make it happen. 22:38.528 --> 22:40.628 And by the way... 22:40.663 --> 22:43.463 [both] Cash only. 22:49.405 --> 22:51.815 I still think you could've helped me with this. 22:51.841 --> 22:53.511 It was a tie, 22:53.543 --> 22:54.783 so technically, we're both in charge. 22:54.811 --> 22:58.651 Ernie, does it really matter who's in charge? 22:58.681 --> 23:01.551 No, I guess not. 23:03.653 --> 23:05.353 Wow, this place looks great, 23:05.388 --> 23:06.788 like cleaner than when we left. 23:06.823 --> 23:09.663 Ernie, did you move out for the weekend? 23:09.692 --> 23:12.362 Oh, leave him alone. He did a good job. 23:12.395 --> 23:14.635 I knew I was right to leave you in charge, baby. 23:14.664 --> 23:17.574 I was in charge? 23:19.402 --> 23:20.532 I was in charge?! 23:20.570 --> 23:22.370 Judy! 23:22.405 --> 23:24.375 [nervous laughter] 23:24.407 --> 23:25.807 Look at that. 23:25.842 --> 23:27.712 Looks like I made a mistake. 23:29.378 --> 23:30.538 Rob, your name's on TV.