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( Mrs. Goldfeder screaming )
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I think that was
Mrs. Goldfeder.
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I think you're right.
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Go lock the door.
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Stop!
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Come on, please?
Please lock it. Lock it.
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Stop!
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( screams )
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Mrs. Goldfeder, what's wrong?
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Other than the fact
that I now have
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a shattered eardrum.
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My house was robbed!
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Hold me, Craig.
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I feel so violated!
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Oh, now, I do too.
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They took
our computer and TV.
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But luckily, they didn't get
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the money Ma hides
under the mattress.
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Petey, that's a secret!
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Where did you get
such a big mouth?
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He must have got it
from his father.
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Boy, I cannot believe
something like this happened
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in our neighborhood.
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We got to do something.
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What if we have like
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a neighborhood
watch group?
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We got to fight back.
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Whoa, whoa, slow down, KC.
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Those things
require organization
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and strong leadership.
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Thanks for
volunteering, Craig.
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Me?
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Yeah. Dad,
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who's a better
leader than you?
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Please, Mr. Cooper,
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it would make me and Ma
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feel so much safer.
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Uh, okay. Wow.
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That's enough of that.
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All right, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
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Just tell everyone
in the neighborhood
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to be here tomorrow
night at 6:00.
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Perfect. If it's not
too much trouble,
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put some snacks out.
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Nothing fancy,
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maybe a deli platter
for 40.
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Great. Now, I got to feed
the whole block?
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Dad, no one wants to talk
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about taking down punks
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on an empty stomach.
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( music playing )
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♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪
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♪ You know
I'll stand beside ya ♪
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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep they head so cool ♪
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♪ I'll always find a way ♪
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♪ A way out of the fire ♪
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♪ Don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪
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♪ I'm not perfect ♪
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♪ So many things
I wanna tell you, but I ♪
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I keep it undercover!
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Living my life on red alert ♪
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♪ Doing my thing,
gonna make it work ♪
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♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪
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♪ But I always got your back ♪
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Nobody can do it like I can ♪
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♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪
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Ain't got to worry about me ♪
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♪ It's all part of the plan ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover ♪
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( music playing )
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You know,
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it's scary when things
are amiss in the hood.
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Don't worry.
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The E Man is ready
to protect you.
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Ow!
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( scoffs )
And who exactly
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is gonna protect
the E Man?
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Hey Marisa,
where's your parents?
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Oh, my dad says it
wasn't necessary to come.
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He figured if the house
was broken into
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and the credit cards
were stolen,
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the thieves would
spend less money
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than my mom.
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Oh, hey.
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Look who got
all dressed up
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for the neighborhood
watch meeting.
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No, this is how
I always dress.
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Chicks dig berets.
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So that's what
I've been doing wrong.
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Yeah, 'cause that's
what's hurting your game
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is your lack
of a French hat.
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Hey, I wanna welcome you
to our first meeting
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of the Melby Lane Watchdogs.
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( barking )
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Uh, Mrs. Goldfeder.
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Sit.
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Stay.
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Good girl.
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All right.
Now, I wanna introduce
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our watch leader,
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my dad, Craig Cooper.
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Craig: Thank you. Thank you.
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I'd like to start
by reassuring everyone
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that I've spoken
to the authorities
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and everything
is under control.
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Under control?
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Strangers went through
my unmentionables drawer.
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My unmentionables, people!
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My unmentionables!
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Or mentionable, she definitely
mentions them a lot.
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So when do we get
our pepper spray
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and maximum
impact Tasers?
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Ho, ho, ho, Herb,
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with all due respect,
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more accidents happen
when civilians
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try to do
the police's work.
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( all sigh in disappointment )
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With somewhat less respect,
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you're talking
out of the cheeks
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you sit on.
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I think what everyone's
saying, Dad, is that...
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we need to take
some action.
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ALL: Yeah!
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But as for leader,
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you should probably
tell them your plan.
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I will.
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Thank you.
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I suggest you all go home
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and buy motion sensor lights
for your driveway.
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Call the police if you see
anything suspicious
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and stay informed by signing up
for my email list.
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( all sigh in disappointment )
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Yeah. Email list!
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Now, that's what
I'm talking about, Dad!
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( laughs )
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Wait a minute, what are
you talking about, Dad?
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That's your solution?
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Why don't we just put
signs on our doors
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that say,
"I'm a sucker, rob me"?
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But my dad
has another plan
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to take shifts
patrolling the block.
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Craig: No, no one
is patrolling the streets
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because no one
is trained. Okay?
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This is a neighborhood
watch, people,
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so everyone
just go home
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and watch.
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( music playing )
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Look what I made
for you, Judy.
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It's a painting
of the sun.
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What do you think?
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Slippy, I think
it would be less painful
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to stare
at the actual sun.
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Let me see yours.
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Judy,
it's beautiful,
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breathtaking,
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and perfect.
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Just like you.
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Ms. Fortunato,
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I need a bathroom pass.
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I'm gonna be sick
to my stomach.
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( music playing )
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Hey, Dad! Hurry up.
Hey, yo!
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What happened? What's wrong?
I don't want you to be late
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for your debriefing.
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Yeah, but I have
plenty of time...
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I know. It's okay.
Love you, bye.
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( barking )
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Finally, I thought
he would never leave.
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You got a lovely home, KC.
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By the way, you're out
of air freshener
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in the guest bath.
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Well, now you are.
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Herb, you do realize
that "make yourself at home"
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is just an expression.
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All right, everyone,
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I'm really excited
to be your new group leader.
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Uh, KC...
Marissa, just wait.
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KC. I think
you should know...
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Marissa, just a second.
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Like I was saying,
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I will be calling
all the shots,
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but my dad cannot
know about that.
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Actually...
Marissa, just wait.
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Okay?
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Now, where was I?
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You were saying
something about your dad
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not finding out.
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A little tip, KC,
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if you're gonna be
the watch leader,
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you should at least know
when someone is watching.
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By the way, your dad's here.
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( music playing )
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not
what it looks like.
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So you didn't
secretly take over
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the neighborhood watch.
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Okay. There's a very
strong resemblance
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to what it looks like.
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Is this what you people
really want,
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a 16-year-old leading
you instead of me?
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Okay, Dad, it is
not a competition.
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Says you.
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All those in favor
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of the pencil-pushing accountant
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who wants to email
crime away,
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raise your hands.
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Mm-kay.
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Everyone who wants
KC to teach us
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how to knock
the bajeepers
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out of anyone
who messes with us?
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You wanna count up
those votes, Craig,
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or do you need
your calculator?
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( music playing )
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Hi, Judy. Hi, Judy.
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( sighs )
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Slippy, if you're going
to be my man,
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you need to know.
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I hate puppies,
I can't stand cartoons,
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videogames make me sick,
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and I love
Brussels sprouts.
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( gasps )
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I know.
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I'm not the girl
you thought I was
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and you don't want
anything to do
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with me now, right?
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I don't know
how it's possible,
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but I love you more now
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than when we started
this conversation.
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We have so much
in common, darling.
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Can I call you, darling?
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Just call me idiot
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because I actually
thought this might work.
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( music playing )
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Dad, may I please
have the butter?
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I don't know.
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Am I good enough
to pass you the butter?
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Dad...
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Let's take a vote.
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All those in favor
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of me giving KC
the butter,
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raise your hand.
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Mm-kay?
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I'm starting to think
this has nothing to do
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with butter.
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I distinctly told you
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that getting
the civilians riled up
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about fighting crime
was a bad idea.
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But, Dad, that's not what the
neighborhood watchdogs think.
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And they want a leader
who actually listens to them.
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Oh, I know how they feel
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because I wanna be
listened to also.
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Dad, I only
disobeyed you
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because I don't
agree with you.
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I mean, do I have to do
everything you say
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and agree
with everything you do
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just because
you're an adult?
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Yes, that's the way
it works.
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I give an order,
you listen to it.
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Okay. Is that my ranking
officer talking or my dad?
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Both.
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Yeah, well,
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could my ranking
officer tell my dad
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that he's being
completely unfair.
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( music playing )
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I don't think so, hooligan!
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( whistling )
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What's wrong?
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This clown was breaking
into my house
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so I had to introduce his face
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to the pavement!
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Dad, you're the
neighborhood burglar?
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Please tell me you
did not go through
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her unmentionables.
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( music playing )
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I cannot believe
you broke
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into Mrs. Goldfeder's house.
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Please tell me there's some
kind of reasonable explanation
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for why you would
do that.
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Of course there is.
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I wanted to make you look bad.
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Oh, interesting.
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'Cause who exactly
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would you say
looks bad now?
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Because I'm pretty
sure it's not me.
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I meant I was
trying to prove
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you were taking them
down the wrong road.
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Those people aren't equipped
to handle a real threat.
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I think we both know
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what you need to do now.
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Of course, I do.
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( sighs ) Go ahead.
I'm listening.
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I'm making my own
watchdog group
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and we're taking
yours down!
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Mm-hmm.
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You know what?
That was not the apology
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I was looking for!
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s! Watchdogs!
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Watchdogs! Watchdogs!
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Okay. Okay.
My three-pronged strategy
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to dealing with...
Sorry, Dad,
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could you speak up?
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I can't hear you over KC's
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much larger, much louder,
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and much better organized
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neighborhood watch group.
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It's not about the numbers.
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Thank you, Herb.
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It's about having a cooler name.
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How about...
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the Watchdogs?
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That's what KC's
group is called, Herb.
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They're chanting it now.
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( crowd chanting )
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Okay.
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How about...
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the Dog Watchers?
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Ooh.
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That doesn't even
make any sense!
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Look, the name
is not a priority, okay?
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We need to focus on
building an operation that...
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Yes, Herb?
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The Looky Loos.
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Excuse me?
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That should be our name,
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the Looky Loos.
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The Looky Loos,
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very catchy.
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Okay. Stop, stop,
stop with the name.
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You're losing sight
of what's important here.
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Catching bad guys?
No,
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being better than KC's group.
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Do you smell hot wings?
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I think they're serving
hors d'oeuvres downstairs.
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I think
I'm just...
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You're not going anywhere, Herb.
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( music playing )
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I'm sorry, Slippy.
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It's not you.
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Somebody else already
has my heart.
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I think
you're making this up
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because our feelings
for each other
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are too powerful
for you to deal with.
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Yeah.
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Keep telling
yourself that.
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For the last time,
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I already got a boo.
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And that boo ain't you.
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Sure you do.
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Petey: Judy!
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Judy!
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Step off, Slippy!
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I'm her man!
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See,
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I said it just
like you told me to.
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Oh, wait.
13:57.654 --> 13:59.354
I forgot to hold your hand.
13:59.389 --> 14:00.419
Let me start again.
14:00.457 --> 14:01.757
Step off, Slippy!
14:01.791 --> 14:03.561
I'm her man!
14:05.695 --> 14:06.765
Humans.
14:06.796 --> 14:08.456
What?
Nothing.
14:09.733 --> 14:11.533
( music playing )
14:11.568 --> 14:13.738
KC: And then my dad
tells me to grow up
14:13.770 --> 14:16.540
and when I do, he still
treats me like a child.
14:16.573 --> 14:17.813
Like, when is he
gonna realize
14:17.841 --> 14:20.811
that I'm old enough
to have my own opinion?
14:20.844 --> 14:23.384
KC, between you and me,
14:23.413 --> 14:25.653
you're 10 times
the man your father is.
14:27.517 --> 14:28.717
Are you trying to build
my self-confidence
14:28.752 --> 14:30.392
or make me cry?
14:31.821 --> 14:37.391
( cell phone ringing )
14:39.496 --> 14:41.656
Hello. Yes, that is
the right address.
14:41.698 --> 14:43.728
Just make a right
at the shrubbery.
14:46.403 --> 14:47.403
Yoo-hoo!
14:48.772 --> 14:50.572
Hi!
14:50.607 --> 14:52.807
This is for you.
Thank you.
14:54.544 --> 14:56.584
Seriously,
you ordered a pizza?
14:56.613 --> 14:57.783
Oh, no, I ordered
the chance
14:57.814 --> 14:59.554
to slip Matt Danson
my number.
14:59.582 --> 15:02.452
The pizza
just came with it.
15:02.485 --> 15:06.325
( music playing )
15:08.591 --> 15:09.761
See anything suspicious?
15:09.793 --> 15:12.563
Yeah. Those guys
ordered a pizza,
15:12.595 --> 15:14.805
but it doesn't seem like
there's any cheese on it.
15:14.831 --> 15:16.631
Wait,
15:16.666 --> 15:19.796
the cheese
is in the crust.
15:19.836 --> 15:21.666
That's not fair.
15:21.705 --> 15:23.505
If the Watchdogs
get pizza,
15:23.540 --> 15:25.340
the Looky Loos
should too.
15:25.375 --> 15:27.545
Hey, I never
approved that name.
15:27.577 --> 15:28.807
We're not getting pizza.
15:28.845 --> 15:31.415
We're here for one reason
and one reason only
15:31.448 --> 15:33.348
and that's to catch
a thief before KC does,
15:33.383 --> 15:34.753
so I can hold it over her head
and make her group
15:34.784 --> 15:36.654
rue the day
they banished Craig Cooper!
15:38.555 --> 15:40.725
I thought we were
here to stop crime.
15:40.757 --> 15:41.817
Yeah, that too.
15:43.660 --> 15:44.760
I need a few minutes.
15:44.794 --> 15:46.764
I need to use
the Looky Loo.
15:46.796 --> 15:47.826
I got to pee.
15:47.864 --> 15:49.534
Here, use my place.
15:49.566 --> 15:52.596
Let yourself in.
That'll work.
15:52.635 --> 15:53.845
I don't know why
he couldn't just use
15:53.870 --> 15:55.770
these bushes
like everyone else.
15:57.607 --> 15:58.837
Oh, Ernie.
15:58.875 --> 16:00.685
My bad.
16:00.710 --> 16:03.410
( music playing )
16:05.515 --> 16:06.555
( gasps )
I see something.
16:06.583 --> 16:07.783
Let me guess.
16:07.817 --> 16:09.747
You ordered frozen yogurt
for dessert?
16:11.788 --> 16:13.588
Don't be ridiculous.
16:13.623 --> 16:15.723
They refuse
to deliver to a bush.
16:15.759 --> 16:16.789
Give me those!
16:18.461 --> 16:20.361
I do see something
suspicious.
16:20.397 --> 16:21.427
Big mouth was right.
16:22.632 --> 16:24.532
I'm the one
with the big mouth?
16:26.569 --> 16:27.639
Let me see.
16:28.738 --> 16:30.338
Wait a minute.
16:30.373 --> 16:31.713
There's a guy
taking stuff
16:31.741 --> 16:33.341
out of that house.
16:34.511 --> 16:36.481
This is what
we trained for, people.
16:36.513 --> 16:37.753
Let's sic 'em,
Watchdogs.
16:37.781 --> 16:40.481
( all three barking )
16:41.718 --> 16:43.678
Dad, the Watchdogs
are mobilizing.
16:43.720 --> 16:45.450
There must be
a burglar.
16:45.488 --> 16:46.718
We got to get him first.
Come on. Let's go.
16:46.756 --> 16:48.786
Looky Loos!
16:48.825 --> 16:51.565
That is not
our battle cry.
16:51.594 --> 16:53.564
They got the barking,
we need something.
16:56.599 --> 16:59.699
( music playing )
16:59.736 --> 17:01.766
Freeze, dirt bag!
17:01.805 --> 17:03.345
( screams )
17:03.373 --> 17:04.373
( grunts )
17:07.410 --> 17:08.680
What is wrong with you?
17:08.711 --> 17:10.341
You're right.
I should've done this.
17:11.748 --> 17:12.778
( grunts )
17:18.488 --> 17:20.488
Too late, Dad.
You snooze, you lose.
17:20.523 --> 17:23.563
Score one
for the Watchdogs.
17:23.593 --> 17:24.763
No way.
I'm taking him in.
17:24.794 --> 17:26.764
What? No!
I'm taking him in!
17:26.796 --> 17:28.756
No, I'm taking
him in!
17:28.798 --> 17:31.628
No, Dad, I said
I'm taking him in!
17:31.668 --> 17:34.568
Who's taking me
and where and for what?!
17:34.604 --> 17:36.504
For robbing this house.
17:36.539 --> 17:38.339
It's my house!
17:39.676 --> 17:41.576
I was taking out the trash.
17:44.514 --> 17:45.514
( clears throat )
You got him, Dad.
17:47.784 --> 17:50.384
Wait, Mr. Hancock?
17:50.420 --> 17:51.720
Wow, you've lost weight.
17:51.754 --> 17:53.394
And got hair plugs.
17:53.423 --> 17:54.723
You look great.
17:54.757 --> 17:57.587
Thanks for noticing,
big mouth.
17:57.627 --> 17:59.387
See?
17:59.429 --> 18:00.699
( siren blares )
18:00.730 --> 18:01.730
Ernie: Hey look,
the police are pulling
18:01.764 --> 18:03.564
into that house.
18:03.600 --> 18:05.370
Guys, that's our house.
18:05.401 --> 18:06.571
Come on. Let's go.
18:06.603 --> 18:09.703
Looky Loos!
18:09.739 --> 18:11.369
Cut that out!
18:14.611 --> 18:16.481
This neighborhood's
going down the toilet.
18:20.750 --> 18:22.480
What's going on,
Officer? I live here.
18:22.519 --> 18:24.489
Well, got a call from your
neighbor across the street.
18:24.521 --> 18:26.451
He saw your floodlights
go off in your driveway,
18:26.489 --> 18:28.519
called us, said there
was a suspicious man
18:28.558 --> 18:30.588
loading things into a car.
18:30.627 --> 18:32.487
Man, what kind of creep
would do that?
18:37.534 --> 18:38.604
That would be me.
18:41.437 --> 18:45.407
Herb, you're a disgrace
to the Looky Loos.
18:46.509 --> 18:47.639
I know.
18:47.677 --> 18:49.637
All right. Let's go, you.
Come on.
18:52.782 --> 18:55.722
So, Cooper,
you recruited a robber
18:55.752 --> 18:57.692
into our neighborhood
watch group,
18:57.720 --> 19:00.690
invited him into your home
to case the joint,
19:00.723 --> 19:02.623
and then let him rob you blind
19:02.659 --> 19:05.689
while we were squatting
in the bushes.
19:05.728 --> 19:08.358
That's not how
it happened at all.
19:08.398 --> 19:09.728
Yeah, he didn't
break in.
19:09.766 --> 19:11.526
Dad gave
him the key.
19:13.469 --> 19:14.699
Thank you, Ernie.
19:17.407 --> 19:18.767
Dad, I'm really sorry.
19:18.808 --> 19:21.338
Your whole plan of having
everyone just stay at home
19:21.377 --> 19:22.407
and keep watch
19:22.445 --> 19:23.685
and let the police
do their job
19:23.713 --> 19:24.783
was completely right
19:24.814 --> 19:26.554
and I should've
listened to you.
19:26.583 --> 19:28.423
You are the grown-up.
19:28.451 --> 19:31.651
Well, maybe next time,
I'll actually act like one.
19:31.688 --> 19:33.618
I'm sorry, KC.
I can't blame these guys
19:33.656 --> 19:34.786
for wanting to follow you.
19:34.824 --> 19:36.424
You're a good leader.
19:36.459 --> 19:38.429
Hey, I wonder
where I get that from.
19:38.461 --> 19:40.801
( both laugh )
19:40.830 --> 19:42.760
Hey, I mean this thing
isn't a total loss, right?
19:42.799 --> 19:44.699
I mean, at least we got to get
to know our neighbors.
19:44.734 --> 19:45.774
Mm-hmm.
Maybe instead
19:45.802 --> 19:47.402
of a neighborhood
watch group,
19:47.437 --> 19:49.537
we could do like book club.
19:49.572 --> 19:50.642
Yeah,
19:50.673 --> 19:52.543
we can call
it the Booky Loos.
19:52.575 --> 19:56.385
Booky Loos!
19:56.412 --> 19:57.812
Give it up, Ernie.
19:59.582 --> 20:01.822
What? It's catchy!
20:01.851 --> 20:04.621
( music playing )
20:04.654 --> 20:08.394
Petey: Judy!
20:08.424 --> 20:10.734
I got you strawberry swirl.
20:10.760 --> 20:12.830
It's as sweet
as you are.
20:15.865 --> 20:18.405
How many times
do I have to tell you?
20:18.434 --> 20:21.474
You don't have to pretend
to be my boyfriend anymore.
20:21.504 --> 20:22.774
Who's pretending?
20:22.805 --> 20:25.775
I'm crazy about you, baby.
20:25.808 --> 20:27.838
You're loud, you're obnoxious,
20:27.877 --> 20:30.377
and you spit when you talk.
20:30.413 --> 20:33.413
You remind of my mom.
20:33.449 --> 20:35.579
Ah, shut your yogurt hole.
20:35.618 --> 20:38.588
That's just what Ma would say!
20:38.621 --> 20:40.661
Well, now that I know
how you feel about me,
20:40.690 --> 20:43.420
it's time you know
how I feel about you.
20:43.459 --> 20:45.659
So I invited
my friends Pentatonix
20:45.695 --> 20:46.695
to sing it you.
20:48.898 --> 20:50.398
Hit it, guys.
20:50.433 --> 20:52.603
One, two, three, four.
20:55.438 --> 20:56.868
♪ I want you ♪
20:58.908 --> 21:00.638
♪ I got one less
prob-prob-prob ♪
21:00.677 --> 21:01.677
Here we go, come on.
21:04.614 --> 21:06.354
♪ I want you ♪
21:07.717 --> 21:08.747
♪ I got one less, one less ♪
21:08.785 --> 21:10.585
Listen to me.
♪ Ooh ♪
21:10.620 --> 21:11.790
♪ Hey, baby, even
though I hate ya ♪
21:11.821 --> 21:12.821
♪ I wanna love ya ♪
21:12.855 --> 21:14.765
♪ I want you ♪
21:14.791 --> 21:16.621
♪ And even though
I can't forgive you ♪
21:16.659 --> 21:17.689
♪ I really want ya ♪
21:17.727 --> 21:19.427
♪ I want you ♪
21:19.462 --> 21:21.702
♪ Tell me, tell me, baby ♪
21:21.731 --> 21:23.801
♪ Why can't you leave me ♪
21:23.833 --> 21:25.573
♪ Cause even though
I shouldn't want it ♪
21:25.601 --> 21:26.701
♪ I gotta have it ♪
21:26.736 --> 21:27.836
♪ I want you ♪
21:27.870 --> 21:29.600
♪ Head in the clouds ♪
21:29.639 --> 21:32.639
♪ Got no weight
on my shoulders ♪
21:32.675 --> 21:35.715
♪ I should be wiser
and realize ♪
21:35.745 --> 21:37.455
♪ That I've got ♪
21:37.480 --> 21:39.380
One less problem without ya ♪
21:39.415 --> 21:40.855
♪ Ooh ♪
One less problem without ya ♪
21:40.883 --> 21:43.653
♪ One less ♪
One less problem without ya ♪
21:43.686 --> 21:45.846
♪ I got one less,
one less problem ♪
21:45.888 --> 21:48.388
♪ I got one less problem
without you ♪
21:48.424 --> 21:50.394
♪ I got one less problem
without you ♪
21:50.426 --> 21:52.556
♪ I got one less problem
without you ♪
21:52.595 --> 21:54.535
♪ I got one less, one less ♪
21:54.564 --> 21:55.564
♪ Ooh ♪
22:01.370 --> 22:04.640
I can't believe
you actually got Pentatonix
22:04.674 --> 22:06.414
to sing that song to me.
22:07.744 --> 22:11.554
You really like me.
22:11.581 --> 22:13.781
( music playing )
22:13.816 --> 22:15.446
Woman: Rob, your name's on TV.